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14 Ways To Identify A Nigerian Mother(they Are The Best) by Holatunde111(m): 9:57am On Oct 26, 2018 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN. 1. When you say "Mummy,I am sorry!! And she replies, sorry for yourself! � 2. When yu ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head. �� 3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a frnd's daughter wedding. �� 4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night.�� 5. When you say Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii?? �� 6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. �� 7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.�� 8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, " when last did that friend come here to play with you??. ��� 10. When she tells you, if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen. �� 11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. �� 12. When she tells you,I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!! �� 13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. �� 14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Our Mothers are wonderful�.. I ❤ My Mom. 2 Likes |
Re: 14 Ways To Identify A Nigerian Mother(they Are The Best) by Blackman101: 10:08am On Oct 11, 2021 |
A true definition of an African Mother, love them sha |
Re: 14 Ways To Identify A Nigerian Mother(they Are The Best) by aaliyah826: 8:08am On Oct 14, 2021 |
Re: 14 Ways To Identify A Nigerian Mother(they Are The Best) by Polynek(m): 1:58am On Oct 15, 2021 |
;Dna so nal |
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