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I no come work today! by medube(m): 2:00pm On Jun 21, 2005
Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey, boss I no
come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and
tell her give me sex. That makes everything better
and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house!!!"
Re: I no come work today! by preetie: 10:36pm On Jun 26, 2005
verryy funny grin grin grin
Re: I no come work today! by hotangel2(f): 6:45am On Jun 29, 2005
Oh me gosh. That's funny.
Re: I no come work today! by babadudu(m): 4:31pm On Jun 29, 2005
grin good one
Re: I no come work today! by Nobody: 6:36pm On Nov 28, 2005
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh gosh
Re: I no come work today! by seyefar(m): 9:03pm On Nov 28, 2005
that's a nice one.
Re: I no come work today! by clemcykul(f): 10:05am On Apr 16, 2008
ohhh lawdieeeeeeeeeee grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I no come work today! by dups10(f): 10:21am On Apr 16, 2008
gracy boy he make love with his oga wife, nice joke
Re: I no come work today! by tufe(m): 3:34pm On Apr 16, 2008
hmmmm
Re: I no come work today! by Nobody: 3:35pm On Apr 16, 2008
:d
Re: I no come work today! by tufe(m): 3:39pm On Apr 16, 2008
sweetie, your teeth didnt show o
Re: I no come work today! by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Apr 16, 2008
yeah dats cuzz its gat cavities wink
Re: I no come work today! by tufe(m): 4:13pm On Apr 16, 2008
not my IBK

clem, take time o
Re: I no come work today! by clemcykul(f): 4:40pm On Apr 16, 2008
*takes tyme to tantalizers*
Re: I no come work today! by tufe(m): 4:44pm On Apr 16, 2008
funny, thats where i wanna go to soon wink
Re: I no come work today! by clemcykul(f): 5:13pm On Apr 16, 2008
den wash up lest go! grin wink
Re: I no come work today! by tufe(m): 5:27pm On Apr 16, 2008
***ready to bounce sweet. btu its at your expense** wink
Re: I no come work today! by clemcykul(f): 10:07am On Apr 17, 2008
no stress we can alwayz eat on credit grin
Re: I no come work today! by tufe(m): 7:45pm On Apr 17, 2008
i no sabi wash plate oooooooooooooooooo grin
Re: I no come work today! by dondee2(m): 8:10pm On Apr 25, 2008
really really really really funny funny funny funny funny
Re: I no come work today! by Nobody: 12:51pm On Apr 27, 2008
nice medicine
Re: I no come work today! by welli(f): 5:57pm On Apr 27, 2008
very funny grin
Re: I no come work today! by CrazyMan(m): 7:58pm On Apr 27, 2008
Very funny
Re: I no come work today! by Tattooboy: 8:07pm On Apr 27, 2008
i don't get it but funny, did u mean he slept with his boss wife? thats really funny
Re: I no come work today! by TOYOSI20(f): 1:41am On Apr 28, 2008
Lol, I like,. , . .
Re: I no come work today! by tytylayor: 7:44am On Apr 28, 2008
cnt stop loling cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy
Re: I no come work today! by ohilebo(m): 7:49am On Apr 28, 2008
shocked shocked shocked

*** war in the Office****
Re: I no come work today! by ifyalways(f): 4:09pm On Apr 28, 2008
heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
nice one
Re: I no come work today! by joey007(m): 4:27pm On Apr 28, 2008
bravo!

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