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8 Things U Will Never Hear A Woman Say by femionasan(m): 9:18am On Apr 10, 2007
8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
6. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."
4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
2. I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!
Re: 8 Things U Will Never Hear A Woman Say by sexyLeamon(f): 2:34pm On Nov 12, 2008
femionasan:

4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

ok that one is dead true cheesy grin grin
Re: 8 Things U Will Never Hear A Woman Say by romsky: 3:49pm On Nov 12, 2008
is ur butt dat flat?
Re: 8 Things U Will Never Hear A Woman Say by Miraya(m): 3:57pm On Nov 12, 2008
hey man what you say is true but please clarify that pull my finger thing, it kinda passed me
Re: 8 Things U Will Never Hear A Woman Say by sexyLeamon(f): 4:21pm On Nov 12, 2008
romade:

is ur butt that flat?
romade romade romade!! angry angry be careful
Re: 8 Things U Will Never Hear A Woman Say by Emperoh(m): 4:23pm On Nov 12, 2008
femionasan:

5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."
Can't wait to meet the first woman to say this tongue tongue
Re: 8 Things U Will Never Hear A Woman Say by HRhotness(f): 4:28pm On Nov 12, 2008
femionasan:

8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

i hav never used d exact words but . . . guilty embarassed


5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."


use thsi all the time grin


4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?


why d hell wld i want my butt to look small in a dress?!! undecided
Re: 8 Things U Will Never Hear A Woman Say by tope2000(f): 4:31pm On Nov 12, 2008
femionasan:

8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
6. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."
4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
2. I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!


Buahahahahahah . . . . . very true grin
Re: 8 Things U Will Never Hear A Woman Say by sylve11: 4:33pm On Nov 12, 2008
femionasan:

4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

i pray tyty doesnt find this thread. no 4 is her 'trademark'. grin grin

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