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A Dick by folanusi(op): 12:43pm On Jul 12, 2007
why its not easy being a dick

you have one eye you can not see with.
A head you can not think with.
You hang out with a couple of nuts.
your closest neighbor is an asshole
and your best friend is a pussy.
Re: A Dick by folanusi(op): 12:54pm On Jul 12, 2007
[center]Hole in the wall[/center]

A guy is walking past an insane asylum with a big wooden fence. he hears all the inmates inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!

Quite curious about this, and wondering what was so amusing to the madmen he finds a hole in the fence, and peeps in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!
Re: A Dick by karlken(m): 12:58pm On Jul 12, 2007
na waa.That man sees with that 1 eye but unidirectionally.That head is not entirely empty;it knows what it does.feel me?
Re: A Dick by Lexyhearts(f): 7:57pm On Jul 12, 2007
folanusi:
why its not easy being a privates

you have one eye you can not see with.
A head you can not think with.
You hang out with a couple of nuts.
your closest neighbor is an asshole
and your best friend is a pussy.
thatz ur department ,u like that,lol
Re: A Dick by osereka(m): 4:37pm On Jul 13, 2007
embarassed
Re: A Dick by richo(m): 7:49pm On Jul 14, 2007
this post is rubbish!!! hu sed my di*ck cnt think on his own or do u think wen a cutie holds me tight and presses her boobs on me in the swimming pool i hav2 tell him wat2 do? tongue
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