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| Bear Hunting by femionasan(m): 3:33pm On Apr 10, 2007 |
A man was excited to go bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, so he turned around and saw a big black bear. The black bear said, "You've got two choices: either I maul you to death or we have sex." The man decided to bend over. After two weeks of feeling sore, the man recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear was standing right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake. You've got two choices: either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex." Again, the man thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it took several months before the man finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge. But then there was a tap on his shoulder. The man turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, "Admit it, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?" |
| Re: Bear Hunting by kay9(m): 5:50pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
 Chai, Don nyash don catch fire! |
| Re: Bear Hunting by dani1luv: 6:56pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
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| Re: Bear Hunting by Gabry(f): 11:38am On Oct 19, 2008 |
KAY PRINCE!!! Im so gonna smack you till you no fit wakeup till next year.  |
| Re: Bear Hunting by kay9(m): 8:09pm On Oct 22, 2008 |
gabrywyl:  Na me u dey call Prince? abi u dey confuse me with ur village bom-boi? |
| Re: Bear Hunting by habiolah(m): 9:18am On Oct 23, 2008 |
Whey Don na? the question needs an answer |
| Re: Bear Hunting by Nautillus(m): 12:41pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
Yes . . .He's dead . . .No hope. |
| Re: Bear Hunting by clemcykul(f): 3:28pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
@post lol bear hunting indeed |
| Re: Bear Hunting by Gabry(f): 6:24am On Oct 28, 2008 |
kay9: Eya pele ohhh. . . .  You and Prince got da same name ohh make me confuse. He's be kay$.Where this Prince be at? Hmmm! If I go catch him, his bom bom I go BBQ . . . HMM! |
| Re: Bear Hunting by sima(f): 6:27am On Oct 28, 2008 |
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool 9ce joke |
| Re: Bear Hunting by chidipupay(m): 6:29am On Oct 28, 2008 |
As the giant bear put the lord diggi, na him don come die. I don complete the joke. @poster 9ice one lol |
| Re: Bear Hunting by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Oct 28, 2008 |
chidi how many times have i wrned u to stop laffn in my presence? |
| Re: Bear Hunting by chidipupay(m): 11:17pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
just 0 times clem, he no bad shey |
| Re: Bear Hunting by Gabry(f): 11:50pm On Oct 28, 2008 |
Are you sure about that? |
| Re: Bear Hunting by chidipupay(m): 8:27am On Oct 29, 2008 |
yes. vely vely vely sure |
| Re: Bear Hunting by clemcykul(f): 8:41am On Oct 29, 2008 |
dis pikin no dey hia word |
| Re: Bear Hunting by chidipupay(m): 8:18pm On Oct 29, 2008 |
mummy, I want to drink small stout |
| Re: Bear Hunting by clemcykul(f): 10:18am On Oct 30, 2008 |
why not big stout? |
| Re: Bear Hunting by sylve11: 4:12pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
@poster, i love that. |
| Re: Bear Hunting by disease(m): 4:14pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
@sylve11 Seun fever never catch you yet sha. No posting on Nov. 1 2008. |
| Re: Bear Hunting by dani1luv: 7:21pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
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| Re: Bear Hunting by TOYOSI20(f): 11:24pm On Oct 30, 2008 |
I like this one. . . . .  |
| Re: Bear Hunting by chidipupay(m): 12:25am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Clem, why is my stout |
| Re: Bear Hunting by darequam(m): 6:29am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Do u mean where is ur stout chump |
| Re: Bear Hunting by darequam(m): 6:31am On Oct 31, 2008 |
Do u mean where is ur stout chump |
| Re: Bear Hunting by Gabry(f): 9:08am On Oct 31, 2008 |
His stout I go feed to ma donkey sha cause ma donkey is thirsty. pele ohh |
| Re: Bear Hunting by tammyswits(f): 9:14am On Oct 31, 2008 |
No comment! |
| Re: Bear Hunting by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Oct 31, 2008 |
comment na make i knock u @chidi your stout dey for gab belle |
| Re: Bear Hunting by Gabry(f): 9:31am On Nov 02, 2008 |
Correction, For Gab's Donkey |
| Re: Bear Hunting by clemcykul(f): 10:58am On Nov 04, 2008 |
ok gab the donkey |
| Re: Bear Hunting by JazzyJ(f): 4:05am On Nov 05, 2008 |
ouch!!! |
| Re: Bear Hunting by Gabry(f): 5:40am On Nov 05, 2008 |
clemcykul: See this hamster sef |
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