Am I the only one who finds Nairaland's censoring hilarious?

Intimacy gadgets indeed...

Of all the things in the world they stole dildós

They were too shy to purchase it.

BossOluwendy:
Aww...fapping intimacy gadgets when you can get the natural one for free...issa crazy world !

They must be lesbians.

Lesbians don't have any need for the free natural ones.

It's a pity.

And the world continues in a spiralling in decay.

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HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARTNER THINK OF YOU THROUGHOUT THE DAY

Morning sex that is sex between 4am-5;30am is the sweetest. that moment when he is still asleep and has his normal morning erection, just sneak out and put small honey inside your mouth, wake him up with your warm lips on his mouth. use the honey and suck his dick like your life depends on it. His erection will be harder because he has not had his morning pee, the sensation of fucking a wet pussy while holding urine is the sweetest.

Hold him tight and plant a kiss on his lips. Make sure you're without panties or bra, slowly remove your nighty, let him watch you do it. Stand nude before him and help him removed whatever thing his wearing.

The feelings and smoothness of your skin touching each other is mind blowing. Lay on the bed hugging each other tight, rub him with your breast, kiss him and then slowly go on top him, start sucking his nipples, give it a soft bite slowly and start licking them one after the other. Men nipples are very sensitive to them. They like it when it's been sucked.

Then make him lie on his back, be a good wife, kneel on the bed and start giving him a Mouth Action. licked his rod like an ice cream. Take his rod fully into your mouth and start sucking his already hard rod, caressing his balls with your hand. Suck it like your life depended on it. They love it when you lick their balls. You know those balls? Slowly licked the balls. You will be surprised to hear him moans, if you are doing a great job on him.

Tell him to lie on the bed, climb on him in a cow girl style, ride on him, grind on his penis, bounce on him, you can even twerk on his dick too. You will hear him begging for more. Then lie in doggy position so that he can take you from back and view your bumbum, make sure your chest touches the bed, issa mind blowing something. Let him insert his dick with force so it can touched all the walls of your pussy. As he move his dick in and out of you. Help him by raising your hips too, It will make you scream with pleasure. And he will enjoy every bit of it. Tell him to Bleep you harder, call his name, saying I LOVE U and moan while doing that. Men love to hear you scream their pet name during love making. Its another turn on for them. Sex without talking is no sex, whisper in his ears while the action is going on, use dirty talk, tell him baby u are the best, sweetie i can die for, there is no one like u, i will forever love u.

When he will eventually come, help him take his bath and dress him up for work, while taking his breakfast make sure u are looking sexy around him, help feed him and hugg him goodbye.

You have just planted yourself in him, u will be the only thing he thinks of throughout the day, u have also succeeded in making his day great, he will smile at everyone in his workplace.

Lastly make sure u sent him nice love message within the day especially when u know he is about closing for the day, u will see him running back home just to meet u. hahahahaha

I wish you all a sexilicious night rest�.

BossOluwendy:
Aww...fapping intimacy gadgets when you can get the natural one for free...issa crazy world !

. natural one has virus...

BossOluwendy:
Aww...fapping intimacy gadgets when you can get the natural one for free...issa crazy world !

at get stds...

wisdomkid:
MAdt ladies.
Just imagine the kind of people they are. Of all places to steal, it's an adult shop
I tire.

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U cannot compare the power of konji these days.