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Fresh Joke by dxpen6ivofficial(m): 4:01pm On Nov 16, 2018 |
A man wanted to travel to his village because he had an emergency. He wasn't informed on time so he went late to the motor park and unfortunately for him they have closed. He needed to be home that night so he stood by the roadside to see if he will see any vehicle going to his villa, but he didn't. It was getting late. Luckily for him he saw an hilux. And stopped it Driver: where you dey go? Man: abeg drop me for the next village. Driver: all the front seat don full, except you go fit manage for back. Man: OK. He jumped inside the trunk of the hilux and saw a coffin. Man: Driver you for tell me say you carry dead body for your trunk na. Driver: No fear, nothing dey inside, na just empty coffin. You fit open am check. The man opened the coffin and saw that its empty, so he was no longer afraid. As they were going, it started raining heavily. The man at the back didn't have umbrella and he didn't want to get soaked, since he had so many document on him. He now opened the coffin and entered inside because of the rain. He was so tired after having a hectic day, so he didn't know when he slept off. On their way the driver saw three other other passengers. Driver: una go fit manage for the trunk? All the seats don full. Passengers: wetin be dis, you carry dead body for back? Driver: No fear na just empty, nothing dey inside. So they jumped inside the trunk. As they were going the man inside the coffin woke up . he first of all removed his hand to check whether the rain has subsided. The passengers at the trunk saw his hands coming out of the coffin and started shouting driver, Ghost ghost ghost a beg stop us. The man inside heard them screaming and became afraid too, so opened the coffin and came out. O boy see race , the passengers jumped out and ran shouting ghost ghost ghost. They man ran after them out of fear and they taught he was deliberately purshing them. Nobi small marathon, even driver follow run because he taught something was after them. Pls share and put a smile on someone's face Have a nice day. 3 Likes |
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