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Fresh Joke by dxpen6ivofficial(m): 4:01pm On Nov 16, 2018
A man wanted to travel to his village because he
had an emergency. He wasn't informed on time
so he went late to the motor park and
unfortunately for him they have closed. He needed
to be home that night so he stood by the
roadside to see if he will see any vehicle going to
his villa, but he didn't.
It was getting late. Luckily for him he saw an
hilux. And stopped it
Driver: where you dey go?
Man: abeg drop me for the next village.
Driver: all the front seat don full, except you go fit
manage for back.
Man: OK.
He jumped inside the trunk of the hilux and saw a
coffin.
Man: Driver you for tell me say you carry dead
body for your trunk na.
Driver: No fear, nothing dey inside, na just empty
coffin. You fit open am check.
The man opened the coffin and saw that its
empty, so he was no longer afraid.
As they were going, it started raining heavily. The
man at the back didn't have umbrella and he
didn't want to get soaked, since he had so many
document on him.
He now opened the coffin and entered inside
because of the rain.
He was so tired after having a hectic day, so he
didn't know when he slept off.
On their way the driver saw three other other
passengers.
Driver: una go fit manage for the trunk? All the
seats don full.
Passengers: wetin be dis, you carry dead body for
back?
Driver: No fear na just empty, nothing dey inside.
So they jumped inside the trunk.
As they were going the man inside the coffin
woke up . he first of all removed his hand to
check whether the rain has subsided.
The passengers at the trunk saw his hands
coming out of the coffin and started shouting
driver, Ghost ghost ghost a beg stop us.
The man inside heard them screaming and
became afraid too, so opened the coffin and came
out.
O boy see race , the passengers jumped out and
ran shouting ghost ghost ghost. They man ran
after them out of fear and they taught he was
deliberately purshing them. Nobi small marathon,
even driver follow run because he taught
something was after them. Pls share and put a
smile on someone's face Have a nice day.

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