Too much code aint good for the body. Lets have some fun.
I will open it up with.
*My Programmers Prayer*
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Father i thank you for today which you have programmed with peace++ , success dotnet and loveSharp. I transfer all the data of glory to your heavenly server for keeping me on today.
Father in any way i have being infected by viruses and malwares of the enemy, format completely and reboot me.
In any way that my enemies in the form of black hat shall attack, surround the ram of my soul with thine powerful antivirus.
Let every pishing attacks be detected and canceled. Let every dos attacks, ddos attacks, man in the middle or sql injections directed towards the servers of my heart be plagued by loss of bandwidth. Every penetration test directed to my body system be detected and halted. May all brute force attempts on the password of my concience fail. Please lord update me from beta to alpha version and increase the security of my bodyware thruogh encryption
Protect my soul site with thine precious firewall and foil the attempts of spamming of my wordings and sayings.
Script my body with righteouScript and increase my intelligence with lisp.
Dont let my life be as complicated as machine language but spread thy goodness larger than vacuum tubes upon me.
Secure me with the swift language and let me succeed like andriod os. Anything related to spiritware, demonware or evil plugins that try to thwart this connection be shutdown at this instant never to boot again.
All the softwares in form of people programming that i won't suceed in life, fry their system hardware.
Let my wifi connect to good developers only. God pls upgrade my heart Os to windows 10.
Secure me like linux distro.
I thank you for this connection which you ran as adminstrator.
Thank you for having received and read this prayer mail.
Reply me on your spiritual whatsapp messager.
Amen.
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