Hello Nairalanders,

Are you a witch? Can you fly high above ceiling level? Do you have more than five years experience in cruelty? Can you appear and disappear without being seen?

If your answer to the above is yes, then I have a job for you.

Job description:
1. Fly every 12:AM to CBN, penetrate their strong room and cart away 5 Ghana must go bags filled with dollars.

2. Transform into an ant, enter inside the dorm account of GTB and deposit the dollars in my name.

3. Whenever I'm under EFCC radar and they want to freeze my dorm account, transform the money in the account into ordinary paper.

For more information visit: www.witch who can't steal dollars from CBN, is that one a witch.com

Like if you think this is dry, share if you think this ain't funny.

Please, a rousing welcome for me as I share my first post on Nairaland.

Pardon me, but this was the only section I was allowed to post.

Meanwhile, I need 1000 ambitious unemployed youths for something empowerment related. I can't give details here, but I'll communicate what this is about on telegram.

Hint: A prominent figure wants to have a 'chat' with some youths.

Search for @beempowered to join telegram group.

If you don't have telegram, download it from play store.

Cheers!!!