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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.  A strong currant pulled him in

Phone answering machine message - ', If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key

I went to a seafood disco last week, and pulled a muscle

At breakfast time I am so hungry I could could murder a bowl of cornflakes. Does that make me a cereal killer?

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any

only like the third and fourth one

at-least u hv produced sumtin usful in ur life.
thnk sango.

Naija_Sisi:

only like the third and fourth one

Dont worry very soon  - you will  be hooked on everything i have to offfer  

hmm black star sey na office dry so , anyways i wud continue 2 tank amadioha 4 u sha
cus u jus dey release forces

Whats the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Icelandic Volcano,




The Icelandic Volcano is still blowing Ash!"

blacksta:

Whats the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Icelandic Volcano,




The Icelandic Volcano is still blowing Ash!"

dry

Yes I know your face is dry . Stop telling me

blacksta:

At breakfast time I am so hungry I could could murder a bowl of cornflakes. Does that make me a cereal killer?

I like this joke, very childish. Good One for kids!

blacksta:

Yes I know your face is dry . Stop telling me

just my face make them wet,

Stale!

^
ol boy i dey try now - u no say i meet u for here

n wat is dis called

Thanks

4 wat

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me,

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod

hahaha, cheap but funny

Naija_Sisi:

hahaha, cheap but funny

Cool - Love you too.

A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in.
After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, "Oh well,I better get home.My wife doesn't like me to stay out during late night."
The first guy replies, "I'll help you out of this. Just do what I say. Go home. Sneak into the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs then lick, lick and lick for about 20 minutes and there will be no complaints in the morning."
The guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with him for two more hours before heading home to give it a try.
When he got home, the house was pitch black. He sneaks upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for 20 minutes. The bed was like a swamp so he decided to wash his face.
As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet.
Seeing her he screamed, "What the hell are you doing in here?!"
"Quiet!", she exclaimed. "You'll wake my mother."

hohoho wahala dey o!

i lov dis dude

^^now u r going to make his head swell wit joy!

let me appreciate him 4 once

A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor.
"You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

Naija_Sisi:

^^now u r going to make his head swell wit joy!

My head is already swelling  - The Lord has blessed me richly

^^i trust u blackie

Naija_Sisi:

^^i trust u blackie

Oya come and get a hug