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The New Hell? by Desdo(op): 2:18pm On Jul 31, 2010
Once upon a time, a tough criminal on earth died. He went to heaven but as he reached the Angels didn't allow him to enter heaven. So with annoyance he went to hell-fire. As he was approaching hell, Lucifer saw hin and said: "Welcome my son I have long waited for you". The hardened criminal replied: "u dey craze, na me u dey welcome, You want make i boss ur head, e be like say u chop witch?" Lucifer replied: shoo, na mi u dey rake for my own kingdom, abeg make u take matches and firewood go open ur own hell-fire.
Re: The New Hell? by Yorubaman2: 2:23pm On Jul 31, 2010
yawns
Re: The New Hell? by makajibbz(m): 3:48pm On Jul 31, 2010
nonsense. remixed joke. angry
Re: The New Hell? by Desdo(op): 4:25pm On Jul 31, 2010
@yoruba-man go get something 2 eat before u die of hunger. @makajibbz remix as u call it is the koko
Re: The New Hell? by Desdo(op): 4:26pm On Jul 31, 2010
@yoruba-man go get something 2 eat before u die of hunger. @makajibbz remix as u call it is the koko
Re: The New Hell? by Nobody: 4:28pm On Jul 31, 2010
[quote author=Yoruba-man link=topic=488775.msg6485599#msg6485599 date=1280582637]yawns[/quote]x2
Re: The New Hell? by makajibbz(m): 4:30pm On Jul 31, 2010
Desdo:
@yoruba-man go get something 2 eat before u die of hunger. @makajibbz remix as u call it is the koko
Desdo:
@yoruba-man go get something 2 eat before u die of hunger. @makajibbz remix as u call it is the koko
we don hear naw, why yu write am 2wice huh huh
Re: The New Hell? by EfemenaXY: 8:10pm On Jul 31, 2010
uninspiring joke
Re: The New Hell? by larayat(f): 8:18pm On Jul 31, 2010
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. huh
Re: The New Hell? by Dyt(f): 9:49pm On Aug 02, 2010
!!!
Re: The New Hell? by cynthoney(f): 8:03am On Aug 03, 2010
im purging here cry !!!
Re: The New Hell? by EfemenaXY: 1:57pm On Aug 03, 2010
^^ hehe grin
Re: The New Hell? by cynthoney(f): 2:57pm On Aug 03, 2010
Chai!

c d fine set of teeth!!

no wonder studio is madly in love with you!!! wink
Re: The New Hell? by blacksta(m): 3:03pm On Aug 03, 2010
if you want to purge go and do that in maggot infested sanitary pads thread

hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhaah



grin
Re: The New Hell? by Ben13(mod): 5:15pm On Aug 03, 2010
Lol. . .nice story.
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