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| The Talking Centipede by EfemenaXY: 7:49pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
Aman saw an advert in the pet shop for a talking centipede for sale for £500. So he goes and buys it and takes it home in a small box. After half an hour, he opens the box and asks the centipede if he would like to go for a drink. The centipede doesn't answer. The man raises his voice and asks again, but still gets no reply from the centipede. Getting angry and thinking he has been done, he shouts the question again at the centipede. The centipede sticks his head out of the box and says "I heard you the first time, I was putting my bloody shoes on!!" |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by EfemenaXY: 7:49pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by oboidanre(f): 7:51pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
 How far Efe? wetin dis one be o? |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by EfemenaXY: 7:55pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
I'm fine O! - u nko u nor like dis joke? okay hold on, I just dey warm up. . .  |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by oboidanre(f): 7:57pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
I dey jare Ehen!!! dis one nor make am o |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by EfemenaXY: 7:59pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
nps - okay check out my latest addition - husband store. . .  |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by Dyt(f): 11:54pm On Aug 01, 2010 |
grand applause |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by EfemenaXY: 12:10am On Aug 02, 2010 |
^^ u be better pessin jor! Thanks my sister  |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by cynthoney(f): 8:14am On Aug 02, 2010 |
shoes on a centipede that ll take it a whole day! nice joke dear  |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by snthesis(m): 8:22am On Aug 02, 2010 |
dry |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by ekpakpo: 7:09pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
beta joke |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by Taiwotasungo: 7:52am On Aug 03, 2010 |
yur d best joooooor |
| Re: The Talking Centipede by EfemenaXY: 1:35pm On Aug 03, 2010 |
^^ Thanks for the encouragement jor! |
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