Every child can relate
1. They all came in first position when they were in school. Leaving us to wonder whose parents came last...
2. If you dare come home with anything less than first position, you will explain weda the person that came first has two heads.
3. Loud noise from your dad and his friends when they come visiting. And everybody has to be at their best behavior to prove he is the man of the house
4. When they ask you questions while correcting you, they expect you to answer, but they also expect you to NOT answer...at the same time
Mum - I am talking to you and you are quiet abi?

Me - but mum

Mum- keep quiet when am talking to you...

You see what I mean?
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