A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf, 

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, "come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"

"Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary Actually I want to thank you,  You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one
Wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady,
What do you want?" the Genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country
in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have s. ex with your
wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?"

You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for
you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the
Genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old
are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still
believe in genies?"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

glad u guys like 'em

Mtchew
Make i go find better thing read - dis thread is a must leave

nice joke babe!

Studio CFR:

Mtchew
Make i go find better thing read - dis thread is a must leave

abeg, go hide!

GENIE ~~~Brilliant golfer.

Cynth- leave my shirt

King or Queen Efe - abeg u kill me.

The joke no try at all- walahi

liar

Studio CFR:

Cynth- leave my shirt

who dash monkey shirt?

go eat banana jor!

Fowl!

Lol

2 Maga's

Studio CFR:

Fowl!

hahaha,c who dey talk!

c u like overdone turkey!

make i hear word oh

lol, Oh my God, Efe, you are killing me softly w/ laughter.

I must be a genie but not in Naija. I think Americans will believe me.

<shakes head in pity>

Studio CFR:

Mtchew
Make i go find better thing read - dis thread is a must leave

Studio - I understand, really I do

This joke is intellectually taxing to your brain - not you're fault you don't understand

you're built to understand simple, crude and rude jokes. . .

Studio CFR:

The joke no try at all- walahi

okay, post your own make we see 

Comot jor lol

nor be true thing I dey talk??

hmmm??

no mind the yeye man
make evrybody just dey ignore am pass
like say im no dey exist (he doesnt afterall)

Rat!

cockroach!

bibs:

cockroach!

bibs,na ur papa u dey yab like this?

@studio,kai! ur rep don tarnish kpatakpata!

even ur pikin dey yab u join body

i dont want to be u,walahi!

not funny but you try

@studioRAT and Bashed Demy

Dem tell u say na ratings we dey find for d jokes posted? Saddist like una. Una name suppose be SADMEN Hussien. Brains wen dey work in anti direction na im una get. Parallel faces wen be like shyt wen rain beat wen trailer climb ontop leave d tyre mark.

Somebody pinch me pls. . .

I can't believe Sledge dey defend my joke!

**Sledge, shebi this your nice side na just temporary??**

Sledge you see your life somebody wey you dey side come dey doubt you so you better clear enter gutter make better person comment @efe you try for that fipa jo i just pinch you

Lol

Sledge - go swallow rat poison if life don tire u.

No dey biff me cuz na my life i dey live.

Fraudulent genie

Lol