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The worst part is when they still ask,



1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:
- Are you sleeping?
- What’s your answer?
- No! I’m training to die

2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:
- need to be fixed?
- No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.


3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask:
- Are you going out in this rain?
- No, in the next one.


4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you:
- You Awake?
- No. Going back to bed!


5. Your friend calls your home:
- Where are you?
- At news café! I brought my House over!


6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:
- Did you just av a bath?
- No, I swam in the bath!


7. You are standing right in front of the elevator from the ground floor and they ask:
- Going up?
- No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come get me.


8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:
- Flowers?
- No baby! Carrots.


9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking:
- Is anyone in there?
- No! The SHIT is talking to you!


10. You head straight to bank with a cheque ready to get money:
-Then the lady asks you, In cash?
- No, In clips and plastics!



11. A friend calls you late and ask:

- Are you sleeping?

- yes am sleeping , its the pillow answering the phone



Dumb!!!!!!!!!! The worst part is when they still ask,

he he

Funny!

Maybe they're just being polite??

Nice one

Im not guilty of this things

lol no3 is very funny

Where is the joke?

[b][/b]funny as it may seem,it makes real sense it's quite educative, ,l am still lovin it, and still laughing

Funny as it may seem,it is quite enlighting and informative, i luv it big time men.kip it up

Studio CFR:
Where is the joke?

hmm well now ask eduba, dyt and off-cause the moderator


kunbee who said ur guilty,

eduba pls tell studio OON ok sorry GCFR

^^moregist. .are you okay

Hilarious!!!

hehehe, i like no 3 aswl, ey, nairalanderz b nice 2 babytwice, (JJC)

morgist:
kunbee who said your guilty,

I was just saying

good one

I doubt

dani2luv of cause i am okay


kunbee u doubt what

Ben-10:
LOL nice ones. . .keep 'm coming and prevent offtopics.

yes sir

morgist:
kunbee u doubt what

That can keep it up

kunbee na u sabi

I didnt lie na

Wetin do ya tongue