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Letters From The Heart by horwarh(m): 11:09am On Aug 04, 2010
Husband Writes to wife:

Dearest Sweetheart

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100
kisses.
You are my sweetheart.

Your caring and loving husband,

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest Sweetheart:

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses
details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's
milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. The landlord comes every day and takes two or three
kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I
have given him some other items, ?
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining
balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the
month using this balance.

Shall I plan in the same way for next month?

Please Advise!!!

Your faithful wife
Re: Letters From The Heart by NaijaSisi(f): 11:21am On Aug 04, 2010
rofl funny grin
Re: Letters From The Heart by EfemenaXY: 6:40pm On Aug 04, 2010
Wow!!

Talk about taking smartness to another level!  tongue

I like this joke  grin grin

Nice 1 @poster  cheesy
Re: Letters From The Heart by flexystar(f): 8:45pm On Aug 04, 2010
@ poster, dat was guuud

month don end tey tey, oya take kiss for this month kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss manage that one till month finish.

always be a faithful wife
from ur loving husband stu lipsrsealed
Re: Letters From The Heart by EfemenaXY: 8:52pm On Aug 04, 2010
^^hehehe

u mean say na Mr Stud no wan send im wife money end of month??!! shocked shocked shocked

**wonders shall never end**
Re: Letters From The Heart by jokingmary(m): 5:58pm On Aug 05, 2010
LWKMD grin
Re: Letters From The Heart by ElementG(m): 10:55am On Aug 06, 2010
oh boy dis one na confirm kasala wey wan blow
Re: Letters From The Heart by cynthoney(f): 7:04pm On Aug 06, 2010
smiley

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