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Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by Nobody: 9:05am On Dec 23, 2018 |
I noticed this . They are always stranded on the road with green jacket. Lalasticlala |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by dingbang(m): 9:06am On Dec 23, 2018 |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by helinues: 9:08am On Dec 23, 2018 |
They are not organised or prepared early for things. That's why they blame everything on devil. When you fail to plan, you plan to fail |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by BigGuyMan: 9:11am On Dec 23, 2018 |
I swear down |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by NPComplete: 9:12am On Dec 23, 2018 |
That's why that church is called the church of morons. What u just described is something characteristic of people who never plan or prepare well but will turn around and blame the devil or the enemy for their failures. Then they will start killing innocent birds and snakes and claim their prayers killed them. They are usually very disorganized. They think it is by dancing in the mud that will get people to come to their church. I wonder how they fail to see that such repulsive displays of religious fervour will only serve to alienate any self-respecting people from the church. Anyone who can roll in the mud like a lunatic can display other antisocial and lackadaisical tendencies. Such tendencies might even transfer to their jobs. And when they lose those jobs because of their personalities, they will turn around and blame the enemy more and kill more birds and snake and double down on the mud-swimming. It's a vicious circle. This is why the church is usually filled with hagard-looking half-educated and mostly illiterate religious fundamentalists usually disturbing our ears every morning with their megaphones and heavily-accented English. 8 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by finalboss(m): 9:14am On Dec 23, 2018 |
theoptimist298:haha |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by Kenzico(m): 9:20am On Dec 23, 2018 |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by johnmba: 9:22am On Dec 23, 2018 |
Ask thier leader |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:22am On Dec 23, 2018 |
IT'S LIKE WHILE MEMBERS OF OTHER CHURCHES SUBMIT 10% TITHE, MEMBERS OF THIS CHURCH SUBMIT 90%. THEY ALWAYS LOOK POOR, DISORGANIZED, TATTERED, AND MISERABLE. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by GOFRONT(m): 9:23am On Dec 23, 2018 |
Epic..... Always on reflective jacket like a site worker... 1 Like |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by bujebudanu1(m): 9:25am On Dec 23, 2018 |
Poor management |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by Nobody: 9:31am On Dec 23, 2018 |
CHOSEN IS 16 YEARS!! GLORY BE TO GOD! CHOSEN ARE SAYING YOU ARE WORTHY! YOU ARE WORTHY LORD!! THE GOD OF CHOSEN IS SOOOOO GREAT!! CHOSEN IS BLESSED AND CANNOT BE CURSED! THE GOD OF CHOSEN ANSWERS PRAYER 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by Kharol1234: 9:31am On Dec 23, 2018 |
na onli God go fit save dem for dat church radical pple.... 1 Like |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by Righteousness89(m): 9:36am On Dec 23, 2018 |
Chosen1984: |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by pyyxxaro: 10:11am On Dec 23, 2018 |
theoptimist298: Olumo rock and Volcano fall on ur old greasy testes |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by Nobody: 10:19am On Dec 23, 2018 |
theoptimist298:Because their MEMBERS always look Dirty, scattered, Unkempt and Careless, owing to their FANATICISM. Always looking for whom to devour. Why won’t they have RICKETY vehicles..., when they care less about their welfare leaving everything for God to do.... 3 Likes |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by onlinetomola(m): 10:37am On Dec 23, 2018 |
Naa Dem Bible dey always vex me, Dem don read read carry carry d bible sotey e don turn to rag and dem no go gree buy new one. |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by Mikefrik(m): 5:52pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
pisuure or adon belivit |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by donnie(m): 6:00pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
Open is not well |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by MrPRevailer(m): 8:20pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
Warisdis. Chosen people may get stranded but we don't die as do other people in accidents, rituallists, armrobbers operation. 1 Like
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Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by MrPRevailer(m): 8:26pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
Chosen1984: G.O Daddy's picture everything is under control. |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by NPComplete: 10:05pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
MrPRevailer: Guy why u dey lie like this on Christmas day. Shame no dey catch u? You can't even write 2 sentences without lying. Always. 3 Likes |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by Mikefrik(m): 10:25pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
May God bless nairaland for us. funny people. o my God, I just can't stop laughing. 1 Like |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by spongeisback: 10:30pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
I guess those chosen people that died on the 1st of January are not really "chosen". I remember your retarded comment on that topic. MrPRevailer: 3 Likes |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by MrPRevailer(m): 10:03am On Dec 26, 2018 |
NPComplete: I'm not a chronic liar and excuser like you who refuse to believe in God or existence of the supernatural despite countless evidences provided by many people and on the news. What's your prove I'm lying. Here is another proof. Give another excuse. Spongeisback https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSYs5rQS4mU&t=239s |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by spongeisback: 12:32am On Dec 28, 2018 |
So your "proof" is a testimony given in that house of lies called chosen, while my own proof is on the Internet for everyone to see. MrPRevailer: 1 Like |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by NPComplete: 5:48am On Dec 28, 2018 |
spongeisback: No mind the guy. He wants to show us fake testimonies from a bunch of lying brainwashed buffoons. I just ignored him. I know enough chosen members that died in 2018 alone. So the guy is a liar. I always tell him that. He is always lying. 1 Like |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by spongeisback: 12:20pm On Dec 28, 2018 |
I laugh at chosen people but deep down I feel sorry for them. It's really scary how brainwashed they really are. A chosen member won't sell or conduct business with a woman wearing trousers, after losing out of that business they're still expected to pay tithes, offering and a whole lot. The only healthy looking chosen is mouka and his family. NPComplete: 1 Like |
Re: Why Is It That Cars Belonging To Members Of Lord Chosen Church Always Spoil? by NPComplete: 12:41pm On Dec 28, 2018 |
spongeisback: Hahahaha. Guy no kill me with laugh. |
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