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Lawyer's Revenge by koresco: 4:06pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
A lawyer's dog,running around unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counte. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, 'If a dog running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do i have the right to demand for the payment from the dog's owner?' Absolutely, the lawyer responded. The butcher immediately shot back, 'Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning. The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a cheque of $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer. The contents read Consultation: $25.00 |
Re: Lawyer's Revenge by blacksta(m): 4:21pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
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Re: Lawyer's Revenge by jokingmary(m): 4:51pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Lawyers |
Re: Lawyer's Revenge by cynthoney(f): 6:59pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
kudos |
Re: Lawyer's Revenge by EfemenaXY: 11:53pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Don't cha just love lawyers? Nice joke @poster! |
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