I received an honest wish on Christmas. I in turn sent my earnest reply.

Cutomised Christmas Message from a Lawyer :
The sender (hereinafter referred to as the wisher and where the context so admit include his personal representatives and/or assigns) wishes to, in a special way, convey his seasons greetings to you the recepient (hereinafter referred to as the wishee and where the context admit include personal representatives and/assigns). The wisher's greetings supersedes any other greetings that may have been sent prior and in the event of any conflict as regards the greetings, the greetings herein shall prevail. Without prejudice to the foregoing and for avoidance of doubt, the greetings herein relate to Christmas. However, the same shall apply mutatis mutandis to the NewYear Celebrations�

My reply :
Same is hereby adopted and reversed as if it has prior been contemplated and drafted seriatim and verbertim and sent without the receiver's knowledge �