Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert.

One is David, the other is Michael.

They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirate with a mosque in the middle.

David said to Michael: "Look, let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself "Mohammed."

Michael refused to change his name, he said:" My name is Michael, and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am. , Michael."

The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names.

David said: "My name is Mohammed.”

Michael said: "My name is Michael.”

The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said:

“Please bring some food and water for Michael only.”

Then he turned to the other and said:

“Well Mohammed I hope you are aware that we are still in the holy month of Ramadan."

well good trial, but u can do more, i liked it sha

Cool Joke!

Nice 1 @poster

Thanks

ur welcome

U aint doing bad either

now dat joke was da bomb, rock on man!!!!

:d :d :d

rabbish

Where u come from??

Nice one!

lordmassac:

Where u come from??

Heaven

U sure??

tis nt funny

lordmassac:

U sure??

Yes

@ Dyt u self dey anounce ur presence? ok i've seen u guys. welcome

now dis is d joke

Bumbocklak

hahaha

Sounds more like a story than a joke.

So what's the moral of the story.

"Don't compromise your faith/name for longthroat"

God is goose.

Where is the joke?

^^ Keep searching man

Leave my T.M LEWIN' shirt jor.
I dey owe u?

Studio CFR:

Leave my T.M LEWIN' shirt jor.

u mean your prisioner uniform? How u tink say I go be wan touch dat??!!

I dey owe u?

Actually yes - you dey owe me

Never call police inside dis matter, i go pay u so dat u go fit buy new bra take change dat tear tear one wey u wear.

**scoffs**

Whispers: Studio zip up - your fly dey show. . .

Na wa o this guy like bra too much, lol

Fly ke lol

Studio CFR:

Fly ke lol

yes o!

na today? hmm??

i'm out

Im In

It is best wen u r original. Nice, ad mor humor.