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| Talking Clock by Labans(m): 4:06pm On Apr 19, 2007 |
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole, it's three o'clock in the morning!" |
| Re: Talking Clock by folly69(m): 10:09am On Aug 15, 2008 |
lol  |
| Re: Talking Clock by tufe(m): 10:16am On Aug 15, 2008 |
now this is a damn funny joke |
| Re: Talking Clock by chioya(f): 10:20am On Aug 15, 2008 |
hahaha cool joke |
| Re: Talking Clock by tufe(m): 10:41am On Aug 15, 2008 |
cool teeth  |
| Re: Talking Clock by chioya(f): 10:42am On Aug 15, 2008 |
u like my teeth thank you.am flattered,  |
| Re: Talking Clock by tufe(m): 10:50am On Aug 15, 2008 |
u cud have at least thrown me a kiss  |
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