Two men in a supermarket collide. The first man says "I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going, I've lost my wife and am trying to find her."

The second man says "oh don't worry, I wasn't looking where I was going either, funnily enough, I've lost my wife too."

First man says "well, why don't we team up and try and find them both?"

"Good idea" says the second man "what does your wife look like?"

"Well," says the first man "she's 5'11, long blonde hair, big blue eyes, big  bo.o.bs,  and is wearing a short skirt and a low cut top. What does your wife look like?"

"Doesn't matter" says the second man "let's look for yours."

Mirror Mirror

Husband admiring his unclothed body in the mirror says 2 wife,"look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite."

Wife says "Bloody shame about the 2 inch fuse".

Men Shouldn't Read

A man had just finished reading a book entitled "Man of the house" when he stormed into the kitchen,pointed a finger into his wife's face & said "from now on I want you to know I am the man of the house, my word is law! You will prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight & every night! The you will draw me a bath, you will lie on the bed & take what's coming to you & then guess who's going to dress me & comb my hair?"

She replied: "The f**king funeral director"

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now efe, u av cracked 52 ribs out of me , keep em coming efe, i love it

Thanks guys - I'll try my best to keep 'em coming

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