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Abu The Driver by ezek2620(m): 8:53pm On Feb 01, 2019
Driver Abu is being
interrogated after an accident …
Policeman: So Massa how did you end up killing 49 people?
Abu: I was driving @80km/h when I saw 2 men
crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed,so I had to make a choice:
Either i hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party.
Policeman: Hit the 2 men of course!
Abu: exactly! We think alike but after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party, so I went after him..
Re: Abu The Driver by Godaboveall2: 9:23pm On Feb 01, 2019
hahahahahahahahahahaha..
Re: Abu The Driver by Oyeleye101(m): 8:35pm On Feb 02, 2019
grin grin

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