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| Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 5:12pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Make i fulfill ma promise Here we go Stereotypical man The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret." The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!""And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ." "Yes yes!""Would you help me move the refrigerator?"  |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 5:16pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 5:26pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
some ques for u: 1)What you call a man with a toe growing out of his knee? ans: Tony  2)Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars? ans:Because they can get bombed at home.  3) Why are do people say that u are so dumb? ans: Because u don't talk  4)What do rocks and boobs have in common? ans: If they're flat, you can skip them.  5)What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? ans:A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.  A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.  6) What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? ans: Humpme Dumpme 7)How can you tell if a man is lying? ans:His lips are moving Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? ans: It hurts to boil their nipples! 9)What can Skittles do that men can't? ans:come in 5 flavours 10) What do you give a blonde who has everything? ans:Penicillin. |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by nellaluv(f): 5:48pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Don't you have friends @ home to test this things before coming on here to post. This is. . . this is  . . .I can't even fake a smile, I can't shout , NEXT!!! |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 5:52pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
nellaluv: I'm int surprised wif ur brain and mind on recess |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by nellaluv(f): 6:16pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
. . . still doesn't change the fact that your joke is lame. Try harder next time, i'll still be here |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 6:20pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
If u don't like this one. Then what is ur verdict on my other thread-'AS A NEWBIE LETS SEE MA STUFFS' |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by nellaluv(f): 6:51pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Oh, now you're talking, that was rib-cracking, my apologies |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 6:53pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
^^accepted |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by EfemenaXY: 8:13pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Nice Jokes Vick! Loved the 1st one best though |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:26pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
My only **kisses****kisses**efe**kisses****kisses****kisses**efe**kisses****kisses**efe**kisses****kisses****kisses**how're u doing? |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by EfemenaXY: 8:31pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
**kisses my darling baby many, many times!** **I'm**kisses**fine**kisses**honey**kisses**and**kisses**you?**kisses** |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by blacksta(m): 8:40pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
kissing disease in progress Area contaminated |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:40pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
**kisses****kisses**i'm**kisses****kisses**kool**kisses****kisses** |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:42pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
My Efe i hope u watched the epl matches |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:44pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
**shakes blacksta's hand** Blacksta how're u doing? |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by EfemenaXY: 8:45pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
hmmm? epl matches?? - what're those? |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:47pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
English premier league matches |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by EfemenaXY: 8:49pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
^^Nope - most definitely not not my kind of thing - world cup matches were okay - but that's as far as I'll go with football |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:53pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
2 bad u didn't watch wigan been whiped |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by EfemenaXY: 8:55pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
^^Lol - Okay, if you say so. . . |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 8:56pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
So how was ur weekend like on a scale of 10 |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by EfemenaXY: 8:58pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
You've got a nice thread here babes - let's not derail it. . .come off-topic pls  |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by tanimz(f): 9:24pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Vicks, I can't believe you dedicated a whole thread to me! Thankyouthankyouthankyou so much!! I love them all and I love you (Efe, abeg, no vex). |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by EfemenaXY: 9:28pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
tanimz: Lol! I nor vex - I'm liberal |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by tanimz(f): 9:31pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Good to know that then. Hope you like my jokes? |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by EfemenaXY: 9:33pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
^^ which one(s)?? |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by tanimz(f): 9:34pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
All of them. |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by EfemenaXY: 9:37pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
I nor see your thread  |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by Vic2k3(m): 9:37pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
**watching 4rm da sideline** |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by tanimz(f): 9:38pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: I meant this one, silly! |
| Re: Mrs. Maka Aka Taz Jokes by EfemenaXY: 9:48pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
oh! yes, yes - they're all nice jokes glad ur happy now Look - I nor wan derail this thread, besides I wan go watch fight b/w Idowu 'an Blacksta (yes, I be amebo - can't help myself! lol. . . ) so I go leave you two to it. . . |
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