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This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by Nobody: 11:57am On Feb 20, 2019
I'm a Christian and I don't actually believe this. What do you say?

Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by Nobody: 11:58am On Feb 20, 2019
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Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by Vulcanheph(m): 11:59am On Feb 20, 2019
Bull sh1t
Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by SweetBuns(f): 12:00pm On Feb 20, 2019
wow. shocked

so wet dreams which is completely natural and is universally accepted as a sign of puberty in boys is demonic?

wow!
Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by BluntBoy(m): 12:14pm On Feb 20, 2019
Pointguardusa:
I'm a Christian and I don't actually believe this. What do you say?


Absolute trash.

Masturbation does not make one poor all by itself. One factor is hardly enough to make one poor. Poverty stems from a variety of factors.

You can be diligent and still be poor. You can be hardworking and still be poor. You can have a first-class degree and still be poor. Sometimes, poverty comes not from the fault of the individual but from society.

So, it is stupid for anyone to say that masturbation causes poverty.

As a matter of fact, studies have shown that moderate masturbatory practises are healthy.

Too much of masturbation, as indeed too much of anything in this world of ours, is bad. Even too much of water can cause overhydration which is bad.

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Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by UceeGod: 3:25pm On Feb 20, 2019
He was actually right at first (the first paragraph at least) but he spoilt the whole post by what he wrote afterwards.

Masturbation hinders one's fellowship with God, it separates a Christian from God. Even though there may be financial prosperity, the spiritual life of Christian who masturbates will be ineffective. Masturbation doesn't glorify God no matter how try to justify it by human understanding.

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Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by eddy1977(m): 4:01pm On Feb 20, 2019
grin grin grin grin
Let me guess.... Bill Gates is one of the richest individuals in the world because HE DOESN'T M@$tubate.....
And oh, before I forget, we have discovered the root cause of poverty in Africa; Africans m@$turbate alot. Bingo!

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Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by Zither(m): 4:37pm On Feb 20, 2019
Seriously, this same Chris Omatsola who released two sextapes of himself and a lady known as Princess...and who was alleged to have subjected her to physical abuse? This same guy is here preaching. I do hope, however, that he has sincerely repented of his ways.
Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by edictng: 1:56am On Feb 21, 2019
Pointguardusa:
I'm a Christian and I don't actually believe this. What do you say?
Alright this a lie
Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by chuose2: 2:40am On Feb 21, 2019
Na una sabi oh!

The Pastor of Masturbation Chris Oyakliome has approved Self Service!

He said, Blessed are the Vasline Crew for satisfaction is theirs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwbYW5nmU4Y
Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by calculator123(m): 1:13pm On Mar 01, 2019
hmm na wa
Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by Nobody: 2:57pm On Mar 01, 2019
That post by that pastor is 100% Bullshit.
I believe in the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by finalboss(m): 4:11pm On Mar 01, 2019
edictng:
lies
Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by CAPSLOCKED: 4:46pm On Mar 01, 2019
MASTURBATĮON: THE GREATEST DEMON ON EARTH.
WORSE THAN CANCER.
WORSE THAN CORRUPT POLITICIANS AND BAD GOVERNMENT POLICIES.
WORSE THAN SICKLE CELL.
WORSE THAN CRIMINALS, MURDERERS, AND CHILD RAPISTS.
WORSE THAN ACCIDENTS, AND WARS, AND ALL OTHER TRAGEDIES..


ACCORDING TO THIS INSANE PASTOR.

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Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by GospelAkede: 6:26pm On Mar 01, 2019
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Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by echepops(m): 7:32pm On Mar 02, 2019
Pointguardusa:
I'm a Christian and I don't actually believe this. What do you say?

This is true. Incubus & Succubus are responsible for this. They are very powerful spirits but can be defeated with fasting and prayer.

I pray for everyone right now struggling with masturbation & pornography. The ruler of the world has done a lot of damage.

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Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by echepops(m): 7:38pm On Mar 02, 2019
Prayers aganist Sexual Sins
(if you are addicted to any form of sexual sin, be it fornication, adultery, Masturbation, etc.,take this prayer seriously)

In the Mighty name of Jesus, I renounce all sexual sins that I have been involved with in the past, including fornication, masturbation, pornography, perversion, fantasy and adultery in the name of Jesus. O God release me from every curse afflicted on me as a result of adultery, perversion, fornication, lust, incest, rape, molestation, illegitimacy, harlotry, and polygamy in the name of Jesus.

I blind and command all spirits of lust and perversion to come out of my stomach, genitals, eyes, mind, mouth, hands, and blood in the name of Jesus.

According to the word of God, I present my body to the Lord as a living sacrifice unto you O my Lord.

I release the fire of God to burn out all unclean lust from my life in the name of Jesus.

I break all ungodly soul ties with former lovers and sexual partners in the name of Jesus.

I cast out all spirits of loneliness that makes me to engage in an ungodly sexual relationships in the name of Jesus.

By the authority in the name of Jesus, I command all spirits of hereditary lust from my ancestors to come out of me, go into the abyss and never come back again in the name of Jesus.

I command the spirit of lust injected into me by the spirit husband/ wife to be destroyed by the fire of the Holy Spirit, in the name of Jesus.

I command the spirit of lust injected into me by the spirit witches and wizards to be destroyed by the fire of the Holy Spirit, in the name of Jesus.

I take authority over my thoughts and bind all spirits of fantasy and lustful thinking in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

I receive the spirit of holiness in my life to walk in sexual purity in the name of Jesus.

According to the word of God in 1st John 2:16, I loose myself from the spirit of the world, the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life. I overcome the world through the power of the Holy Spirit in the name of Jesus Christ; because according to Romans. 6:6-12, I am crucified with Christ. I mortify my members, sin cannot reign in my body and I will not obey its lust. Amen.
Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by OpenYourEyes1: 7:21am On Dec 05, 2019
Pointguardusa:
I'm a Christian and I don't actually believe this. What do you say?

Very interesting points. You (men) donate sperm to witches.

"Apollo/Tammuz" (who is currently a child) was probably born through spiritual sperms from fornicators.

I was revealed something close to this but didn't understand it.
Re: This Pastor Has Something To Say On Masturbation. by Akpabio22: 10:45am On Mar 27
Rawbish imagine the whole rawbish write up. Oga Africa is a very rich nation our leaders are the reason for 90% porvaty rate stop using masturbation to play us scam. It's natural there is nothing bad about masturbation it can never cause you to be poor Africa pastors are scammers they will use any weak side of you to defroud you. Masturbation only hurt your health when you're addicted to it

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