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Seven Categories Of Students Found In Hostel by UNIZIKMATA(m): 5:03pm On Feb 21, 2019
SEVEN CATEGORIES OF STUDENTS FOUND IN HOSTEL: Let’s look into the different categories of students we see in our campus hostels..



1. The Introverts
Honestly, I think the Federal Government needs to establish a rehab for these set of people. You only get to see them twice a day; when they have lectures to attend, and when get back from school. They live a totally mundane kind of life. Only God knows what they do or the fun they derive from staying indoors like forever. Maybe the are also glued to their phones trying to win the First to Comment (FTC) trophy on every Nairaland’s thread; just like their godmother, INTROVERT.

2. Brother John and Sister Mary
People in this category need little or no introduction. They live the simplified triangular campus lifestyle. From Hostel to Class to Church, then back to the Hostel again. They wake up as early as 3am to pray till 6 o’clock in the morning; like they’re the only humans with problems. I mean, even their guardian angels as still wide asleep by that time! There’s this one next to my room that prays like she’s having a seizure and hiccups simultaneously. So annoying!

3. The O.B.O
This is the lad/lass that has the tightest wardrobe, classic ride, well furnished apartment, cute babe e.t.c. Lest I forget, just like Ice Prince, they don’t wear a shoe twice too. Lol

4. The Amebos
Darn! Nothing good comes out of these people. You find them everywhere their attention is never needed. They come to borrow match stick from you only to return it 30 seconds later. As if that’s not enough, you hear a knock 2minutes after their previous escapade. Now they want your pen! All these unthinkable display of mental retardation just because they want to have an inkling of what you’re doing with your female guest. Totally infuriating.
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Re: Seven Categories Of Students Found In Hostel by Nobody: 10:37pm On Feb 24, 2019
UNIZIKMATA:
SEVEN CATEGORIES OF STUDENTS FOUND IN HOSTEL: Let’s look into the different categories of students we see in our campus hostels..



1. The Introverts
Honestly, I think the Federal Government needs to establish a rehab for these set of people. You only get to see them twice a day; when they have lectures to attend, and when get back from school. They live a totally mundane kind of life. Only God knows what they do or the fun they derive from staying indoors like forever. Maybe the are also glued to their phones trying to win the First to Comment (FTC) trophy on every Nairaland’s thread; just like their godmother, INTROVERT.

2. Brother John and Sister Mary
People in this category need little or no introduction. They live the simplified triangular campus lifestyle. From Hostel to Class to Church, then back to the Hostel again. They wake up as early as 3am to pray till 6 o’clock in the morning; like they’re the only humans with problems. I mean, even their guardian angels as still wide asleep by that time! There’s this one next to my room that prays like she’s having a seizure and hiccups simultaneously. So annoying!

3. The O.B.O
This is the lad/lass that has the tightest wardrobe, classic ride, well furnished apartment, cute babe e.t.c. Lest I forget, just like Ice Prince, they don’t wear a shoe twice too. Lol

4. The Amebos
Darn! Nothing good comes out of these people. You find them everywhere their attention is never needed. They come to borrow match stick from you only to return it 30 seconds later. As if that’s not enough, you hear a knock 2minutes after their previous escapade. Now they want your pen! All these unthinkable display of mental retardation just because they want to have an inkling of what you’re doing with your female guest. Totally infuriating.
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Re: Seven Categories Of Students Found In Hostel by UNIZIKMATA(m): 1:39pm On Mar 21, 2019
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