Hm, Nigerian dishes.
Breakfast:
Akara + Ogi, along with "Masa" seranated in Vegetable soup.
Lunch?
Poundo + Egusi
Dinner: Rice & Plantain, :p
I hardly ever eat any of those, its usually pizza and vodka for me,
#MochaLatte get on yahoo! ID = "nxzfd"

Suya, Smoked fowl, Snail, Prawns, Crab and duck imprisoned in pepper.
Fried yam
Aya mase (an ijebu stew)
Pounded yam with efo riro, etc

I love Nigerian food and never eat at home when I'm in Nigeria. I always go to bukas no matter how much food poisoning I get.

I used to hate beans but got converted when my Ghanian friend cooked it for me once. It was finger licking good. Damn. She used a whole 2l bottle of palm oil though, so it is definitely not an healthy option.

My mum used to bring suya, snails, etc from Nigeria whenever she came over. She even got arrested once in Lagos for crossing the road in Onipan, Palmgrove, instead of using the foot bridge, when she went to buy smoked fowl and duck entrenched in pepper for me. Luckily, she had enough money to bail herself and her friends out otherwise they would have had to hold their ears in their hand whilst stooping up and down.

Once she came and was narrating how a woman had been detained at Heathrow airport for carrying meat, and was shocked and called me omo pau, when I told her I knew that it was illegal to bring meat product into UK and did not tell her. Anyway, I told her to calm down as it's not a big deal, as she would only spend six months in Holloway prison if caught.  

Now she would not even bring one grain of foodstuff for me anymore.
 
                       

@big bumper, you're funny

MochaLatte:

"It's chicken legs and beef feet." I was like "A COW'S FOOT?!! Awe HELL NAW! I ain't eatin' NO FOOT!!!" He piled his plate with rice and stew, and sucked every last foot in the pot dry!
That night, I had hotdogs.

Seems like someone doesn't like bokoto

Knocks on mocha's door _{guess you're fixing dinner tonight so I can try something Nigerian}

4 native i love Starch and owo with perewinkle, snail, dryfish, pounded yam and egusi soup, 4 oyibo i love bread and tea, indomine

b_e_b_e:

Knocks on mocha's door _{guess you're fixing dinner tonight so I can try something Nigerian}

LMAO . I didn't realise you could smell my cooking from the Lone Star state.

Could you please hurry up and finish so we can eat? *rolls eyes*

no problem, just a few more minutes, the nsi-ewu (goat head) is almost ready.

goat head Um, can I have another part of the goat plzzzzzzzz

ok, how about cow leg or cow tail ?

Noooooooooo mochalicious Gimme what I want (some food I can actually eat without making faces)

ok, let's try something else, shaki (tripe), round-about(intestines) a.k.a chitlins, kpomo (skin)

If I still ate pork, it would be on with the chitlins and tripe

So, now you have to choose something else since I don't eat the swine anymore *bats eyes*

well shaki and round-about don't have to be pork, they can be from cows, so you can eat those.

Or try some 404 (dog meat), never had it myself.

You have gone toooooooo far with the dog meat! Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk! _{spanks ya booty}

Can a sista get some eba or pounded yam or egusi soup or amele?<<<sure I spelled it wrong

b_e_b_e:

amele?<<<sure I spelled it wrong

yep, amala

well you need meat to put in the egusi . Or you can try panla (stock fish), tilapia or cat fish

Hmm, I don't eat cat fish anymore and I don't care for tilapia so I guess I could try the panla _{like I knew meat went in the egusi soup *rolls eyes*}

Thanks for the correct spelling

Now cook I say---Cook!

I'm too hungry to cook already, I'll get me some Panda express.

Chineke! Such a tease

well you refused everything I was going to prepare

I'm a guest so you are suppose to accomodate

No problem, you can come along with me to Panda's express

Ok

How can peeps say they don't like beans!!!

What about the good old EWA AGANYIN with piping hot agege bread?

Aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhh, I miss Nigeria. I LOVE NIGERIAN FOOD.

Once my dad was asked why he didn't send us to boardiing school for our secondary education and his response? The first one is too much into fashion and make-up and it would be hard to keep an eye on her already slipping grades and as for the second (me), I don't want to be arrested for manslaughter, because she will definitely die of hunger and malnutrition.

girl, you are funny

Don't laugh as I don't know the correct spelling of some of these dishes!

Favorite food
I love banga soup with fresh fish from the Warri Area.
Beef n Stew
Fish Pepper soup (Great if you have a cold or a hangover )

Least Favorite foods
Live maggots from Ughelli
Goat meat (The odor is horrible)
Most rice dishes

what?? goat meat is the best

Live maggots from Ughelli

Are you serious? _{dry heaves}

Why don't you try the goat bar-b-que'd--it's divine

I hate the odor of goat meat when it is cooking.

@b_e_b_e "goat bar-b-que'd--it's divine" i'll try it this weekend. My wife like's goat meat so it looks like she will do the bar-b-que, Thanks for the tip!!

I stated Ughelli for the live maggot's, this actually should read Sapalle (Nearly 3 years ago since I was in that area).

@b_e_b_e "goat bar-b-que'd--it's divine" i'll try it this weekend. My wife like's goat meat so it looks like she will do the bar-b-que, Thanks for the tip!!

Hope you enjoy it! Nevertheless, be sure to reply back and let me know if it was to your liking or not