Ok

lordraiden:
Five things for me to do and stay healthy
1.fvck
2.fvck hard
3.fvck very hard
4.fvck harder
5.fvck more

6.fvck 3nter house �

StarUp:
Number 6: Avoid "wanking"... Looks like nairaland is filled with " Vaseline crew".

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Hahah, they will soon come for ur head

STRENGTHesq:

Please please Avoid Tobacco as much as u can
Take weed

frm frying pan to fire

Jaysleeves:

I SWEAR YOUR BRAIN HAVE BEEN USED FOR PORRIDGE

if I catch your sis,she will tell you how sweet the yam porridge is

what do i do about no 4? i am a driver ooo

lonelydora:
Person wey go die go still die.

One thing must kill a man.

Lols. Tales of a smoker. Nne Esezina Cigar, Sebe weed. Maka ndu gi

OP, you forgot to add
1. Avoid things related to Buhari
2. Keeping less of Nigerian friends
3. Travel as often as you can to a saner clime

Indulge in aerobic exercise e.g s_x without enhancement

lordraiden:
Five things for me to do and stay healthy
1.fvck
2.fvck hard
3.fvck very hard
4.fvck harderg
5.fvck more

baba you still dey learn from the biblical King Solomon,who married 700wives and 300 concubine's, that's an average of 3 women from 8pm-5am in the night, na you go tire,King Solomon later said "All is vanity" an average sex runs for just 7min.according to online researchers.In this busy world,you have 5 sex objectives, God is watching you in 5'D

MTN night browsing no go kill me. These​ Telecom networks want to kill Nigerians.

Today the death rate due to heart disease increases tremendously. Many of the people are at the risk of heart disease. This is due to high cholesterol or high blood pressure, the habit of smoking, overweight, lack of physical activity and healthy diet etc. You can prevent it and stay your heart healthy by eating healthy food, getting active, stay at a healthy weight, manage stress, control your cholesterol and blood pressure etc.

Words from corporate gifts UAE

StarUp:
Number 6: Avoid "wanking"... Looks like nairaland is filled with " Vaseline crew".

How are we sure you are not one of them.

lordraiden:
Five things for me to do and stay healthy
1.fvck
2.fvck hard
3.fvck very hard
4.fvck harder
5.fvck more

Now that you have stolen money from your mummy's purse to buy data, is this the best you can do?
SMH!

Thunday1005:
frm frying pan to fire

Story

what about mastubation twice a daily to avoid heart break is good for ur healt.

Darevofpeace:
baba you still dey learn from the biblical King Solomon,who married 700wives and 300 concubine's, that's an average of 3 women from 8pm-5am in the night, na you go tire,King Solomon later said "All is vanity" an average sex runs for just 7min.according to online researchers.In this busy world,you have 5 sex objectives, God is watching you in 5'D

God gave me the 5d tv so that I can what too...and am seeing yours now

one of my friend working in UBA bank has no time to exercise his body anymore cos of his job routine so wat he does now is dat most times in the morning instead of using his car to go to work he uses his sport bicycle to ply himself to work.op thanks 4 the healthful tip.

Lovelife433:
what about mastubation twice a daily to avoid heart break is good for ur healt.

dat one go help ur prostrate

The most important thing is missing...
STOP IMAGINING YOU'RE A NIGERIAN the thought of it can trigger cardiac arrest.

lordraiden:
Five things for me to do and stay healthy
1.fvck
2.fvck hard
3.fvck very hard
4.fvck harder
5.fvck more

.....ode

lefulefu:
one of my friend working in UBA bank has no time to exercise his body anymore cos of his job routine so wat he does now is dat most times in the morning instead of using his car to go to work he uses his sport bicycle to ply himself to work.op thanks 4 the healthful tip.

eheh you get guy for uba oookk!Na to go open aza oo

Martin0:


eheh you get guy for uba oookk!Na to go open aza oo

guy forget dat one. Say person dey work for bank no mean say millioniare. Everything na packagin.na only d bank manager and accountant dey chop d real mola.

Thanks, this will come in handy.

Offpoint1:
The most important thing is missing...

STOP IMAGINING YOU'RE A NIGERIAN the thought of it can trigger cardiac arrest.

haha

Alright

kelvinUchiha:

Why females talk most trash on social media

I want to believe that many males masquerade as females in NL.

lefulefu:
guy forget dat one. Say person dey work for bank no mean say millioniare. Everything na packagin.na only d bank manager and accountant dey chop d real mola.

shuuuuu Oga I don hear you sir

lonelydora:
Person wey go die go still die.
One thing must kill a man.

but you no wan die young nah..

Diet is always harmful for the health and causes stress and irritability. I can advise you to start going to the gym and swimming pool. At first, this will also cause stress, so you can take a little Premium Jane https://premiumjane.com/cbd-oils/. It is made on a natural basis, it is not expensive, I use it sometimes, when stress accumulates.