A friend put this up on Facebook, just thought i would share.



Guided Missiles Church

Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)

Hurricane Miracle Ministry …, New Orleans folks won’t find this funny

Healing Tsunami Ministry ….neither would the Asians like this

Satan in Trouble Ministry

Fire for Fire Ministry … affiliates of Nig Law enforcement team?

Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos. My guess is they're affiliated with NATO

FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt) ------------ Bruce Lee’s family has shares?

Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite!

The Yoke Must Broke Ministry

Jesus Heal Ministry

Face to face ministry

Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace

Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)

By fire By Fire Ministry

HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES

David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)

House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH) ------- straight from Star Wars

JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY

OPM - Other people's money (PH) ----------------- hard to believe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God in action ministries

Moving mountain gospel church

MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD ------------ what does this mean exactly?

Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)

Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"

HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)

HIGH TENSION MINISTRY – affiliated to NEPA?

JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err, the "F" word. This takes the biscuit

Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry

Accredited Church of God ---- guessing the others are not accredited by NEC

Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!)

Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated

Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State – Another one for NEPA

LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin

Jesus no get muscle but he get power ministry

Fire burn ministries – Sounds Jamaican ‘fire burn dung babylon’

JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY – Portharcourt yeah, very chilled.

Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta

Strong Hand of God ministry

Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.

Trigger happy ministry. --------- Motto- always firing the devil

Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin

SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS ---------- sounds like a Chinese film.

Perfect Christianity Ministry

Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries

All these are churches ? wat were they thinking for goodness sakes ?

- laboratory church of God ?

- other pple's money ?

- my brother is a xtian ?

- Jesus never f[i]u[/i]ck up ? like wtf ??

Welcome to the church craze in Nigeria.

Also, the wonderful Burning Church which i love so much

This thread was originally mine . . .

^^^^

Gee whiz, Am i going to get sued now?

Hehe. Creativity turned Insanity.

This is craziness of the highest other.I cant stop laughing.

some of the names are not for real but was given as suggested names that are yet to be used. I think majority are real.

UYO

shotster50:

A friend put this up on Facebook, just thought i would share.

Your friend definately got it from Nairaland.


@all. we dont have to recreate this thread

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slap1:

This thread was originally mine . . .

L I A R

All of a sudden every one owns this thread,

This is crazy!

This is unbelievable! Are these church names for real?? And people attend? No wonder someone said the IQ of an average Nigerian is the IQ of a chicken.

kai kai kai, what is this again? and all these churches has members that attend them. hmm!

There is money to be made.

What a f**king bastardisation of Christianity 

Golders:

What a f**king bastardisation of Christianity 

OMG did you really say that? am glad you know Xtainity is Bastard am glad

LMAO,
dis people no go kill us with half baked churches. Must everybody own a church? nawaa oooo
@bashy,
Did u see the difference? we christians are not shy of criticizing our own. we dont defend or support blindly. we tell ourselves they truth openly even if it hurts.

Saintp:


@bashy,
Did u see the difference? we christians are not shy of criticizing our own. we dont defend or support blindly. we tell ourselves they truth openly even if it hurts.

yes you are right cos Xtainity could not be regard as a religion cos all it was if a bussiness place by some bussinessmen

And your Islam with all its deep seated hatred and intolerance for non muslims is the answer right. Like gtfoh!