Vic2k3:

Element who eat, slept and enjoyed? Certainly not moi. Cos ma wife also took her leave too

you were worn out! You fell asleep under the palm trees - didn't want to wake u up

so I went for a swim alone (again)

haba!!

well as for me, am aving a great time at home now, and besides am just recovering so i cant do much of a driving, d last time i came home at full speed, i almost got myself killed

Why wont i? After u took over an hour to take ma hand

lets say today is gone, maybe another day (but i cant say how soon again)

ID go drive

abi she nor sabi drive?

oya come off-topic. . .nor dey derail this your thread b/4 Ben lock am

Element G:

lets say today is gone, maybe another day (but i cant say how soon again)

Oya siddon there dey make yanga

Ben's online now

as e be say dis your thread dey on top of the Jokes section. . .im go notice am 1st

and then help u lock am. shebi na wetin u want??

let him lock it jor

Seconded

oya come off-topic now plssssssssssssss

infact come bash us there to your hearts content. ,

me and Id dey wait for una

abeg now

FINE!!! *slugglishly stands up, picks his car keys and moves to d garrage*

shouts *ID are u coming dis time or NOT!!!* am off ooo

^^ my brother she's coming - definitely

**gives Vicks a big kiss on his mouth to stop him doing any more damage!**

*stands by the car* am waiting ooo

Element G:

let him lock it jor

baby i lost 2 pnds to fit in dis body hugging , ass grabbing , skin tite knee length dress
pls i sed am sooorrrrrrrry , i was jus lettin  d bad get me not noin d good is awaiting
babay am sorrrrrrrrrrrrrry ,now lets rock and put d demons to shame(ie stud , blackie ,hexagon, oga benardrin  and rest of d bad belles)
guess wot  i planned a smoking evening to make up 4 dis mess, like dey sey make up hmm hhhmm is d best hmmm , so get d balls roling my amadi , ololufe mi (my love ), alade ori mi(my hearbeat ) , oba okan mi (the king of my heart )  

*lets say dats better*

*opens d door for ID, double crosses to d drivers door, gets in and kicks d engine*

ID better buckle up, we got a date to catch

alrite honet ride on

**Snoring** Zzzzzzzzzz

Vic2k3:

**Snoring** Zzzzzzzzzz

oh gawd!!

I see I've got my work cut out for me today!!

**tiptoes to her love**

**sits astride him. . .gently gyrating her waist on his**

**smiles as she feels her body heat flowing to him**

**bends forwards and kisses him deeply on the lips**

**places his hands on her bweasts**

**wake up honey. . .our friends have arrived**

now dont tell me all these are going on on my thread

Element I dey try wake am up now!!

c'mon baby we've got our friends over - come to the offtopic chat and lets continue with our day pls,

**Wakes up and encircles ma hand around her ** honey am so muuuuuuch in need of u. Okay jxt a quickie.

^^hehehe

your brother and his wife are here come on now. . .offtopic pls. . .

hmmmmmmm

soo stud, ur dream don finally come true, see as my thread (one of element's finest works) derail finish *shakes head for himself*

*Ignore the janitor*

stud i no know wetin i do wey i take offend u ooo,

my brother y u dey treat me like dis na

^^ Stop being such a wimp jor!

u nor get mouth??

u self knw say i be gentle bobo,

i no dey violent (only when i get too pushed sha)

so why you dey lick Stud's boot then?

God forbid evil thing for my enemy, even stud no go wan use nepa poll pick im teeth na

then show say you get spine for your backside man

nothing's more off-putting than to see a guy beg for clemency. . .

oh puhleeze, efe dont downgrade me jor,

no worry, d day dat u will see me in anger form still dey come

lets live d jolly life for now