Olalekank:

Make sure to share the FULL experience

Sure, I gat you covered

nice thread. keep it coming bro. I'm a PCM that declined going with batch A because of money. I hope to meet up with batch B by June/July. your experience will go a long way in helping people like us. more juice to your battery bro

well done bro

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Hello Guys Apologies for not posting on time.
My appointment with Hauwa was a terrible one. In summary, she was only showing me green light because she thought I was a Muslim. I asked her why she had biasedness towards Muslims as per relationship and hookups, her response was that her religion forbade them mingling with other religions.
I was glad I dodged a bullet because I knew she was lying. She probably thought I was maga and wanted to add me to her maga's list but chukwu refused.
She is a nice girl Sha but she looks like a coded gold digger.
To confirm my this, I hooked my non Muslim friend with her on camp and made sure he spent max of 1k just to see if truely religious difference was her problem or she was just lying as deduced.
Just one day, I repeat just one day with sweet talk coupled with Nutri milk and suya did the magic. She fell like a bag of cement over him. I was disappointed truth be told, I never expected it but in life shit happens.

Hello Guys Apologies for not posting on time.
My appointment with Hauwa was a terrible one. In summary, she was only showing me green light because she thought I was a Muslim. I asked her why she had biasedness towards Muslims as per relationship and hookups, her response was that her religion forbade them mingling with other religions.
I was glad I dodged a bullet because I knew she was lying. She probably thought I was maga and wanted to add me to her maga's list but chukwu refused.
She is a nice girl Sha but she looks like a coded gold digger.
To confirm my suspicion, I hooked my non Muslim friend with her on camp and made sure he spent max of 1k just to see if truely religious difference was her problem or she was just lying as deduced.
Just one day, I repeat just one day with sweet talk coupled with Nutri milk and suya did the magic. She fell like a bag of cement over him. I was disappointed truth be told, I never expected it but in life shit happens.

I took the loss like a real man and forged ahead. I was on queue to collect afternoon meal when my spider sense saw this beautiful girl. I was spell bound, she package no be small. Her nice set of teeth and figure 8 can make a Reverend father backslide.
I quickly collected my meal and waited for her. Just as she was leaving I pretended to hit her without seeing her causing her to react angrily.
She was like " who is this gentleman who won't watch where he is headed ?".
I quickly got the scope and I replied " This gentle man was lost in the annointing of your beauty and as such only you can set him free". She blushed no be small. I saw that as a good opportunity to do the introduction.
I quickly said " my name is Calculator123 a graduate of Mathematics from the University of Calculations". When she heard Mathematics I could see the surprise in her eyes, for my mind I don catch big fish.

She then introduced herself as Debbie, wonderful name I remarked. At that point my spider sense told me to end the conversation right then and then because the weather was hot and she was visibly tired.
I restrained myself from asking for her digits, I didn't want to look desperate.
I waved her goodbye and hope to see her soon. I could see her stealing glances as she walked towards her hostel.
For my mind I was rehearsing how to break the news without sounding desperate again.
I need to state here that ladies are pretty smart and if you aren't smart, they would outsmart your ass without blinking an eyelid. They can size someone quickly and classify you either as a prospect or a maga

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Nice one
Enjoying your post and remembering my Camp days

calculator123:
I took the loss like a real man and forged ahead. I was on queue to collect afternoon meal when my spider sense saw this beautiful girl. I was spell bound, she package no be small. Her nice set of teeth and figure 8 can make a Reverend father backslide.
I quickly collected my meal and waited for her. Just as she was leaving I pretended to hit her without seeing her causing her to react angrily.
She was like " who is this gentleman who won't watch where he is headed ?".
I quickly got the scope and I replied " This gentle man was lost in the annointing of your beauty and as such only you can set him free". She blushed no be small. I saw that as a good opportunity to do the introduction.
I quickly said " my name is Calculator123 a graduate of Mathematics from the University of Calculations". When she heard Mathematics I could see the surprise in her eyes, for my mind I don catch big fish.

Good one bro

I love the lines
We suppose don finish together make we dey run these fishes together

Olalekank:

Good one bro
I love the lines We suppose don finish together make we dey run these fishes together

thanks �

vanbecx:
Nice one Enjoying your post and remembering my Camp days

thanks for stopping by

very interesting i must say... keep it up I'm enjoying it

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How is your date went? more gist Bro.

Phone got spoilt and I had to repair it in camp which made it impossible for me to post. Back to the matter.
My date with Deborah was splufik, we hugged, kissed and we nearly knack sef if no be say na camp we dey.
We spoke about alot of things ranging from career, religious preference, things that turn her on and off etc.
She studied History and international relations from one of the states University in Nigeria. She exudes brilliance and can hold conversations pretty well.
She is very knowledgeable about alot of things and I must confess, I really learnt a lot from her. The main thing we have in common is our irreligiousness. She is a full blown atheist and I was shocked because she looks like a devoted Christian.
I was curious as to what led her to be an atheist, she told me this year is her fifth year in atheism. She didn't see sense in religion and fought with parents to convert from a full blown devoted Christian to an athiest. This decision made her the black sheep of the family and her father has refused to see her every since, her mother was still considerate but still preach to her occasionally.
It was a terrible moment of her life which she doesn't want to remember because of the pains of losing her loved ones just for a singular decision.
She ain't changing her mind soon and according to her, she is living the best moments of her life.
She calls me my love, my spider sense thought she wants to turn me to her Maami boyfriend but ok the contrary, she is really into me..

I was together with my twin(not biological) let us call him T when a beautiful ebony babe walked up to us and teased T to which I later realize they are from same school and faculty. She look at me with a smile and asked if we were twins, I said no she then winked and left. T looked at me and said dis babe like you oh, T is a prayer warrior at NCCF but he is an exposed one not the holier than thou ones. I quickly did what a sharp guy would do.
Traced her later in the day, spoke to her and tried to make myself calm because I suddenly became pensive to which I can't explain.
She noticed my nervousness and calmed me down with a hug, my brain started solving Mathematics analysing the softness, sphericity of her boobs.
She then gave me sweet peck and left leaving me to deal with my fantasy. All these happened so fast that my brain just wasn't thinking.

I quickly called T asking him if he has the babes phone number, he replied negative. Choi I would I see this babe again oh. I started searching every platoon just to make sure I see her again. After loads of attempts, I became successful when I went to the clinic to complain about headache and was given vitamin C(story for another day) she was also in the clinic due to heart burn.
I turned doctor oh, see me asking questions like
*what did you eat?
*is this the first time?
*how regular do you take water?
She answered me well and I related these to the corper doctor.
I left without asking for name or phone number because I didn't want to look desperate.

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pics.

This is our shit republic close to may flower boys hostel. Those white stuff are used tissue papers

I dey feel you calculator, you too dey calculate

Let's Feel You More, we are solidly behind you guy.

To my utmost surprise, I got a call from her asking about my location which I told her. She appeared within minutes dressed seductively for the social night and she wanted me to her guy for the night.
I suspected something wasn't right because most Nigerian babes don't give much green light, they only flash you and expect you to decode the subtle message.

We picked a nice very spot at the end of the field which wasn't well lited. Truth be told, I was scared oh, my mind started assuming the unassumable.
She actually asked for my name which I told her, I then asked her for hers. Let us just say her name was M. M is from a family of 7, the last of the girls and 4 child. She had her education abroad and majored in human psychology.

calculator123:
To my utmost surprise, I got a call from her asking about my location which I told her. She appeared within minutes dressed seductively for the social night and she wanted me to her guy for the night.
I suspected something wasn't right because most Nigerian babes don't give much green light, they only flash you and expect you to decode the subtle message.

We picked a nice very spot at the end of the field which wasn't well lited. Truth be told, I was scared oh, my mind started assuming the unassumable.
She actually asked for my name which I told her, I then asked her for hers. Let us just say her name was M. M is from a family of 7, the last of the girls and 4 child. She had her education abroad and majored in human psychology.

She studies psychology abroad?

Maybe she's not as conservative as the rest of us

You said you don't want again ab!?

You fit send me her number on top WhatsApp?

I'm also here in yipata n it hasn't been fun at all

Olalekank:

She studies psychology abroad?
Maybe she's not as conservative as the rest of us
You said you don't want again ab!?
You fit send me her number on top WhatsApp?

chill gist never finish.

ClEmZfReSh:
I'm also here in yipata n it hasn't been fun at all

Agreed, I have actually adapted to the harsh weather conditions.
What platoon?

some pictures

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calculator123:
some pictures

I must admit this is scary