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See What We Killed On April Fool Day by TinkTwice(m): 5:14pm On Apr 02, 2019
On 1st April, my young neighbor killed this animal.
We were still trying to identify the specie of the. animal he killed, not knowing that the news has circulated the neighborhood.

Piam! Piam!! Piam!!!
A neighboring neighbor came into our compound and the young lad handed the animal to him, when I went out, in search of firewood, lighter and knife.

Getting back, a neighbor informed me that another neighbor informed him to inform me that a neighboring neighbor has carted away the animal.

I'm still feeling doomed since yesterday.
I mean, that animal would have enjoyed me eating it. I would have put enough pepper.

Please, What's the animal name sef?

Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by Bizmagnet: 5:27pm On Apr 02, 2019
Okete (bush rat)
Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by Davash222(m): 5:28pm On Apr 02, 2019
You don’t know Rat again

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Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by Jacqueline22(f): 8:25pm On Apr 02, 2019
Dat a snake
Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by dollytino4real(f): 9:14pm On Apr 02, 2019
it looks like a squirrel
Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by TinkTwice(m): 12:05am On Apr 03, 2019
Jacqueline22:
Dat a snake
If you do 40days fasting, it will definitely turn to snake

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Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by TinkTwice(m): 12:11am On Apr 03, 2019
You are joking right?
Davash222:
You don’t know Rat again
You mean say neighbors don chop rat grin
I must mock them tomorrow grin grin They think say dem sharp

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Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by TinkTwice(m): 12:12am On Apr 03, 2019
Bizmagnet:
Okete (bush rat)
cheesy
Bizmagnet:
Okete (bush rat)
Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by TinkTwice(m): 12:16am On Apr 03, 2019
undecided
dollytino4real:
it looks like a squirrel
.
Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by adecz: 9:14am On Apr 03, 2019
This is Giant rat,

In cities, it usually lives in latrine pits,
soakaway or inside graves.

Its favorite food is dead bodies
or the shiiit that goes into the smallest or
septic tanks.

Add enough pepper and antibiotics to your
cooking.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by BlackfireX: 10:50am On Apr 03, 2019
That is an antelope... Wow.
Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by TinkTwice(m): 7:47am On Apr 09, 2019
shocked shocked
adecz:
This is Giant rat,
In cities, it usually lives in latrine pits, soakaway or inside graves.
Its favorite food is dead bodies or the shiiit that goes into the smallest or septic tanks.
Add enough pepper and antibiotics to your cooking.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
shocked
adecz:
This is Giant rat,
In cities, it usually lives in latrine pits, soakaway or inside graves.
Its favorite food is dead bodies or the shiiit that goes into the smallest or septic tanks.
Add enough pepper and antibiotics to your cooking.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin
Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by TinkTwice(m): 7:48am On Apr 09, 2019
BlackfireX:
That is an antelope... Wow.
grin grin grin
Re: See What We Killed On April Fool Day by Abortedfetus(m): 9:37am On Apr 09, 2019
u just killed a horse. dumbass.

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