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Letter From A Mother With Love by queenet246(f): 12:46pm On Sep 10, 2010 |
From A Mother With Love Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though. Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out. Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom. Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by hectorswag(m): 12:50pm On Sep 10, 2010 |
madam, correct ur spelling jor all dis duplicate jokes wey una dey copy and paste sef!! I tire for una oo! mtcheww!!! |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by queenet246(f): 4:03pm On Sep 10, 2010 |
hector, i dont know why you are tackling me like dis. abi u don dey for in love? |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by Dyt(f): 6:39pm On Sep 10, 2010 |
Nice yoke |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by EfemenaXY: 11:26pm On Sep 10, 2010 |
Not heard this one b/4 - nice joke @Poster |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by queenet246(f): 6:55pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Not heard this one b/4 - nice joke @Poster tanx dear. @ hector u chop winch abi na for dream u see me. mtchewwwww |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by VivaSplendor(m): 6:18pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
L0ls...... Cant stop lafin oh!! |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by queenet246(f): 1:46pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Viva Splendor: L0ls...... Cant stop lafin oh!! no ova laff so dey no go sack u ooooo unemployment full naija. if dey sack u person dey for line dey wait ooo |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by VivaSplendor(m): 12:03pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
queenet246: Tnx for d advice my Sista...., Na God go bless u 4 me oh!!! |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by yungkiz(m): 4:38pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
I no undastand diz yoke @all,,,me I no dey read again make i quickly commot here joor |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by Ruqaya(f): 9:07pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
nice joke bt 2 b sincere u copied and pasted it. this is strictly btw I and u. |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by queenet246(f): 4:35am On Oct 29, 2012 |
yungkiz: I no undastand diz yoke @all,,,me I no dey read again make i quickly commot here joor simply say dat u cant read tru d lines coz ur a slow reader even though i wasnt fast in writing it. |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by yungkiz(m): 8:40am On Oct 29, 2012 |
queenet246:Ur yarch deir |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by queenet246(f): 4:04pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
yungkiz: pls i nid some chains here someone is going wacko |
Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by BeautyQueen1: 4:19pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
nice 1, cant stop laughing.......... |
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