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A Must Read! by Mauricemoh: 1:25am On Sep 11, 2010
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up stone
and
scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the
child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a
wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.
When the child saw his father, with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when
will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went
back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions, sitting in front of that car he looked
at the
scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely
life, Things are to be used and people are to be loved,
But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are
loved, During this year, let's be careful to keep this thought in
mind: Things are to be used, but People are to be loved , Be
yourself, This is the only day we HAVE. Have a nice day

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder.
God bless you; I hope you are having a wonderful day!

If you don't pass this on to anybody, nothing bad will
happen;
if you do, you will have ministered to someone.
The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace
of God
will not PROTECT you,
Stay FAITHFUL and Be GRATEFUL

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Re: A Must Read! by weblessyou: 5:40pm On Sep 11, 2010
Thks for sharing. Maurice, be blessed!!!
Re: A Must Read! by Nobody: 6:20pm On Sep 11, 2010
u must be a freak. This is jokes section
Re: A Must Read! by Jezzybrown(m): 8:21am On Sep 12, 2010
sting_224:

u must be a freak. This is jokes section
dude you really sting HABA?
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 12:31pm On Sep 12, 2010
The first part of the story is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo painful!! cry cry cry cry

don't like it!!

and the remaining part is. . . well, bits of useful advice - thought provoking

Nice but shouldn't be in the Jokes Section. . .
Re: A Must Read! by creampy(f): 4:46pm On Sep 12, 2010
and i read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: A Must Read! by StudioCFR(m): 5:03pm On Sep 12, 2010
A must leave
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 5:43pm On Sep 12, 2010
I know say you nor even read the joke sef!
Re: A Must Read! by StudioCFR(m): 5:58pm On Sep 12, 2010
Whats so special bout the joke - stale jor
Re: A Must Read! by hectorswag(m): 6:08pm On Sep 12, 2010
as i see as d joke take long sef, headache con dey catch me undecided
Re: A Must Read! by Okijajuju1(m): 6:32pm On Sep 12, 2010
I get the joke. the pikin think say the car na ehn papa, na ehn the papa vex carry wrench cut ehn pikin hand.
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 6:43pm On Sep 12, 2010
Chaii!!

OJ nor repeat am now - I dey try forget wetin I read!!

cry cry cry
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 8:03pm On Sep 12, 2010
Tnx @op. I really learnt some crucial morals like not letting ma anger cloud ma reasoning. Thumbs up
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:05pm On Sep 12, 2010
^^ Yeah right!!
Re: A Must Read! by Okijajuju1(m): 9:14pm On Sep 12, 2010
Ogbuefi Vicks!! Nwanne madu!! Anam ekene kwa!!

How family!?
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 9:16pm On Sep 12, 2010
Angel i no need ur advice 2night. U fit face wall when sleeping but make sure u're . . . . Cos the need might arise later
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:21pm On Sep 12, 2010
meaning??

berra complete your sentence jor!
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 9:25pm On Sep 12, 2010
Meaning u should be prepared cos u don charge me so tey i dey compete with bull concerning energy level. End of statement fullstop.
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:28pm On Sep 12, 2010
hmmm. . .

Charge in what way??

It's got 2 meanings - which are you referring to?

Besides, even though I'm calmer - I'm still mad at you!!
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 9:30pm On Sep 12, 2010
Mad @me? Abeg no bite me
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:32pm On Sep 12, 2010
If you're gonna talk to me this night

then make it straight forward talking - not playing your games

what d'you mean by charge??

Charge as in ready to fight me (again)??
Re: A Must Read! by Okijajuju1(m): 9:33pm On Sep 12, 2010
Efemena_xy:

hmmm. . .

Charge in what way??

It's got 2 meanings - which are you referring to?

ANd both meanings are Hmmm . . . . . . . grin
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:34pm On Sep 12, 2010
OJ

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

I'm waiting for my husband to explain himself. . .
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 9:36pm On Sep 12, 2010
Charged in the way i wan penetrate and i no dey hesistate
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:38pm On Sep 12, 2010
Jeez!!

tone am down abeg - under 18's full here. . .
Re: A Must Read! by Okijajuju1(m): 9:40pm On Sep 12, 2010
WHo e under 18?! shocked shocked shocked

Everybody here na over-age jor!!

So na duracell abi energizer charing you charge so?! grin
Re: A Must Read! by tomiade1(m): 8:24pm On Sep 14, 2010
got this from someone and decided to share . . .cant stop laughin


A man calls a radio deejay and says,
“I’ve found a Purse with a hundred thousand Naira,$400 and an ATM card with the 4 digit code written on a piece of paper inside.
There’s also an ID card that says ‘Usman Dankande, 5 Bagudu Road, Kaduna.’.
“So?” asks the deejay. “What do you want us to do?”
Would you be so kind as to play the man a nice song by Kelly handsome, Maga don pay.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: A Must Read! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Sep 14, 2010
@mauricemoh
i cant just stop crying
the story was so emotional
full of suspense
innovative
informative
educative
challenging
thoughtful
full of wisdom
lovely and
painful
what a sad story^
i cant just stop crying.
Re: A Must Read! by StudioCFR(m): 8:49pm On Sep 14, 2010
My 1962 joke

Who Remix am?
Re: A Must Read! by Nobody: 8:55pm On Sep 14, 2010
I'm still crying
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 10:19pm On Sep 14, 2010
@tomi_ade 9ice joke. I can't runs laughing MEHN
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 10:23pm On Sep 14, 2010
Nothing funny here lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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