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A Must Read! by Mauricemoh: 1:25am On Sep 11, 2010 |
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father, with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions, sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'. The next day that man committed suicide. . . Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life, Things are to be used and people are to be loved, But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved, During this year, let's be careful to keep this thought in mind: Things are to be used, but People are to be loved , Be yourself, This is the only day we HAVE. Have a nice day Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character; Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder. God bless you; I hope you are having a wonderful day! If you don't pass this on to anybody, nothing bad will happen; if you do, you will have ministered to someone. The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not PROTECT you, Stay FAITHFUL and Be GRATEFUL for more stories, jokes and funs visit www.jokesvillage..com |
Re: A Must Read! by weblessyou: 5:40pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
Thks for sharing. Maurice, be blessed!!! |
Re: A Must Read! by Nobody: 6:20pm On Sep 11, 2010 |
u must be a freak. This is jokes section |
Re: A Must Read! by Jezzybrown(m): 8:21am On Sep 12, 2010 |
sting_224:dude you really sting HABA? |
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 12:31pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
The first part of the story is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo painful!! don't like it!! and the remaining part is. . . well, bits of useful advice - thought provoking Nice but shouldn't be in the Jokes Section. . . |
Re: A Must Read! by creampy(f): 4:46pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
and i read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: A Must Read! by StudioCFR(m): 5:03pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
A must leave |
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 5:43pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
I know say you nor even read the joke sef! |
Re: A Must Read! by StudioCFR(m): 5:58pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Whats so special bout the joke - stale jor |
Re: A Must Read! by hectorswag(m): 6:08pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
as i see as d joke take long sef, headache con dey catch me |
Re: A Must Read! by Okijajuju1(m): 6:32pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
I get the joke. the pikin think say the car na ehn papa, na ehn the papa vex carry wrench cut ehn pikin hand. |
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 6:43pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Chaii!! OJ nor repeat am now - I dey try forget wetin I read!! |
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 8:03pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Tnx @op. I really learnt some crucial morals like not letting ma anger cloud ma reasoning. Thumbs up |
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:05pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
^^ Yeah right!! |
Re: A Must Read! by Okijajuju1(m): 9:14pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Ogbuefi Vicks!! Nwanne madu!! Anam ekene kwa!! How family!? |
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 9:16pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Angel i no need ur advice 2night. U fit face wall when sleeping but make sure u're . . . . Cos the need might arise later |
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:21pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
meaning?? berra complete your sentence jor! |
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 9:25pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Meaning u should be prepared cos u don charge me so tey i dey compete with bull concerning energy level. End of statement fullstop. |
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:28pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
hmmm. . . Charge in what way?? It's got 2 meanings - which are you referring to? Besides, even though I'm calmer - I'm still mad at you!! |
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 9:30pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Mad @me? Abeg no bite me |
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:32pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
If you're gonna talk to me this night then make it straight forward talking - not playing your games what d'you mean by charge?? Charge as in ready to fight me (again)?? |
Re: A Must Read! by Okijajuju1(m): 9:33pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: ANd both meanings are Hmmm . . . . . . . |
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:34pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
OJ Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I'm waiting for my husband to explain himself. . . |
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 9:36pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Charged in the way i wan penetrate and i no dey hesistate |
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 9:38pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
Jeez!! tone am down abeg - under 18's full here. . . |
Re: A Must Read! by Okijajuju1(m): 9:40pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
WHo e under 18?! Everybody here na over-age jor!! So na duracell abi energizer charing you charge so?! |
Re: A Must Read! by tomiade1(m): 8:24pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
got this from someone and decided to share . . .cant stop laughin A man calls a radio deejay and says, “I’ve found a Purse with a hundred thousand Naira,$400 and an ATM card with the 4 digit code written on a piece of paper inside. There’s also an ID card that says ‘Usman Dankande, 5 Bagudu Road, Kaduna.’. “So?” asks the deejay. “What do you want us to do?” Would you be so kind as to play the man a nice song by Kelly handsome, Maga don pay. |
Re: A Must Read! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
@mauricemoh i cant just stop crying the story was so emotional full of suspense innovative informative educative challenging thoughtful full of wisdom lovely and painful what a sad story^ i cant just stop crying. |
Re: A Must Read! by StudioCFR(m): 8:49pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
My 1962 joke Who Remix am? |
Re: A Must Read! by Nobody: 8:55pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
I'm still crying |
Re: A Must Read! by Vic2k3(m): 10:19pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
@tomi_ade 9ice joke. I can't runs laughing MEHN |
Re: A Must Read! by EfemenaXY: 10:23pm On Sep 14, 2010 |
Nothing funny here |
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