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Bubba by Dafemo(m): 4:13pm On Dec 28, 2010
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?
Re: Bubba by jokingmary(m): 4:22pm On Dec 28, 2010
Bubba is really famous cheesy
Re: Bubba by yinkalink(f): 4:29pm On Dec 28, 2010
grin grin grin loved it
Re: Bubba by eldav(m): 4:32pm On Dec 28, 2010
read it b/4,but still funny.

well done.
Re: Bubba by Dafemo(m): 4:34pm On Dec 28, 2010
Thanks, my head wants to burst
Re: Bubba by lysaa(f): 4:35pm On Dec 28, 2010
Ladies n gentle man, I am bubba! tongue
Re: Bubba by yinkalink(f): 4:35pm On Dec 28, 2010
Dafemo:

Thanks, my head wants to burst
lagimo then. wink wink
Re: Bubba by jokingmary(m): 4:36pm On Dec 28, 2010
lysaa:

Ladies n gentle man, I am bubba! tongue
See ya head like poo we won fire catapult cheesy
Re: Bubba by lysaa(f): 4:38pm On Dec 28, 2010
LOL. . u dey doubt me?

Pick a section! u'd see them hailing me. cheesy
Re: Bubba by jokingmary(m): 4:39pm On Dec 28, 2010
Really?? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Bubba by lysaa(f): 4:43pm On Dec 28, 2010
Gimme a pen dammit! i am bubba for crying out loud! grin
Re: Bubba by Dafemo(m): 4:44pm On Dec 28, 2010
Lyssa who dash you Ferrari, dream on
Re: Bubba by lysaa(f): 4:54pm On Dec 28, 2010
Ferrari needs me to sell well. .Ppl would be like

"what's that car Lyssa drives"

At a car dealer's: "I want Lysaa's type of car"

LOL
Re: Bubba by Dafemo(m): 5:01pm On Dec 28, 2010
Like I said dream on
Re: Bubba by Kunbee: 5:08pm On Dec 28, 2010
No one is that famous
Re: Bubba by lysaa(f): 5:09pm On Dec 28, 2010
stop stirring a storm in ur teacup then
Re: Bubba by Dafemo(m): 5:14pm On Dec 28, 2010
@kunbee lyssa is more famous than that
Re: Bubba by StudioCFR(m): 5:28pm On Dec 28, 2010
Where and since when?
Re: Bubba by Dafemo(m): 5:30pm On Dec 28, 2010
@studio na she talk am o
Re: Bubba by lysaa(f): 5:31pm On Dec 28, 2010
There's only one way to find out.
Re: Bubba by Dafemo(m): 5:52pm On Dec 28, 2010
And what way is that
Re: Bubba by lysaa(f): 5:55pm On Dec 28, 2010
choose a place to be at and watch ppl's reaction.
Re: Bubba by KDK(m): 5:58pm On Dec 28, 2010
very funny . grin grin grin grin well, i know studio is dat popular sha,
Re: Bubba by Kunbee: 6:09pm On Dec 28, 2010
Ko possible mehn
Re: Bubba by StudioCFR(m): 6:14pm On Dec 28, 2010
Well well well sha

Lol
Re: Bubba by lysaa(f): 6:18pm On Dec 28, 2010
sharrap dia. .na my ladder im take popular. .lol

2008 na so e dey follow me here n there like fly wey dey follow shyte.

so tey ppl dey ask, 'who be this guy wey dey follow lysaa like this?'
Re: Bubba by StudioCFR(m): 6:33pm On Dec 28, 2010
Tehehehehehe

U can lie o

Lyssa
Re: Bubba by Dafemo(m): 6:36pm On Dec 28, 2010
Lyssa you be guy abi girl
Re: Bubba by StudioCFR(m): 6:38pm On Dec 28, 2010
Both!
Re: Bubba by Dafemo(m): 6:44pm On Dec 28, 2010
Na tom boy
Re: Bubba by lysaa(f): 5:45pm On Dec 29, 2010
^^ugbe!
Re: Bubba by Dafemo(m): 6:03pm On Dec 29, 2010
Meaning

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