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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:33pm On Jun 18, 2019
Silence grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 1:13pm On Jun 18, 2019
SILENCE!

I'm new here, so u better gimme the win on this first attempt.

Namaste! smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:00pm On Jun 18, 2019
PrinceGeorge1:
SILENCE!
I'm new here, so u better gimme the win on this first attempt.
Namaste! smiley
Bienvenidos hermano! grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:49pm On Jun 18, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Silence

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
wizi44!
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
PrinceGeorge1
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:56pm On Jun 18, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is that from which you may take away the whole and still have some left? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:10pm On Jun 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is that from which you may take away the whole and still have some left? undecided


Wholesome grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:14pm On Jun 18, 2019
- I just deleted my Instagram Account... That App is
for people who bath everyday... Me I can't! angryangry
- When you are not fasting, you can stay till afternoon without feeling hungry....But during fasting, even the TV remote will start looking like Gala in your eyes coolcoolcool
- My fear of weed increased the day a friend of mine got high for the first time, only to get home and began to Introduce himself to his Family cheesycheesy
- No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE and FINISHED". Some people say there's no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is: When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE! When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED! ....And when your wife catches you with another woman, you are ...COMPLETELY FINISHED! And if you marry a wife who likes shopping so much, you are FINISHED COMPLETELY! gringrin
- I thought I had seen it all until I saw an albino guy using bleaching cream gringringringrin
TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:09pm On Jun 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is that from which you may take away the whole and still have some left? undecided

wholesome tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:14pm On Jun 18, 2019
PrinceGeorge1:
SILENCE!

I'm new here, so u better gimme the win on this first attempt.

Namaste! smiley
cheesy welcome bro wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:17pm On Jun 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is that from which you may take away the whole and still have some left? undecided
wholesome undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:28pm On Jun 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is that from which you may take away the whole and still have some left? undecided
wholesome

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ExAngel007(f): 11:24pm On Jun 18, 2019
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 5:55am On Jun 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is that from which you may take away the whole and still have some left? undecided
wholesome

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 10:40am On Jun 19, 2019
Nayo08:
cheesy welcome bro wink


Gracias muchos!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 10:43am On Jun 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is that from which you may take away the whole and still have some left? undecided


Such an easy one...WHOLESOME

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 10:44am On Jun 19, 2019
Fun fact....

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:20pm On Jun 19, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Wholesome

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
Nayo08!
wizi44!
PrinceGeorge1!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:25pm On Jun 19, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the longest word in the English Language? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:06pm On Jun 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the longest word in the English Language? undecided


pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 9:59pm On Jun 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the longest word in the English Language? undecided

"LANGUAGE"

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 10:01pm On Jun 19, 2019
grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:16pm On Jun 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the longest word in the English Language? undecided
wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:17pm On Jun 19, 2019
Ayanfe29:



pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Jesu!!! What's this shocked

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:17pm On Jun 19, 2019
PrinceGeorge1:
grin
grin grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:20pm On Jun 19, 2019
Nayo08:
Jesu!!! What's this shocked

Shey BankyGee was looking for long word?! That's it nau tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:26pm On Jun 19, 2019
Ayanfe29:


They BankyGee was looking for long word?! That's it nau tongue
grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:16pm On Jun 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the longest word in the English Language? undecided

*S-MILE-S* (smiles)

Now you come bro smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:18pm On Jun 19, 2019
Ayanfe29:



pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

WTF grin

Not as long as a mile tho

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 10:21am On Jun 20, 2019
Where is dis man bankygee? Make I'm come reveal the answer o...

Probably Ayanfe29 has chased him away with dat atomic bomb grin
cheesy cheesy
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:47am On Jun 20, 2019
grin cheesy grin cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 1:08pm On Jun 20, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle - Wholesome
Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Ayanfe29! pu7pl3! Nayo08! PrinceGeorge1! *Claps, cheers*
u missed me

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:29pm On Jun 20, 2019
wizi44:
u missed me
Sorry bro... Modified... And I double-checked undecided

Well, one bottle of GULDER for you bro gringringringrin
*claps, cheers*

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