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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by sukerefakere(m): 10:22am On Apr 10, 2019

Would one day rename to
Ologundudu Abanikanda

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by chuks34(m): 10:22am On Apr 10, 2019

Christiano Ronaldo

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Mariangeles(f): 10:23am On Apr 10, 2019

Nobodyperson:
I will rename myself as Jesus then proceed to grow alot of hair.
Buy bleaching cream and walk into the church in robes.
The gullible Christians will bow before my feet and worship me.

Mumu !

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by tripper003: 10:23am On Apr 10, 2019

Next...

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by adidison(m): 10:24am On Apr 10, 2019

Same name ... my father tried, everytime they call my name in public ... people will just turn be looking who could this be ... until they see me angry

... I'll be hearing mtcewww! Mtchewww! From different places.

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by cosse(m): 10:24am On Apr 10, 2019

Nobodyperson:
I will rename myself as Jesus then proceed to grow alot of hair.
Buy bleaching cream and walk into the church in robes.
The gullible Christians will bow before my feet and worship me.

i really feel for ur parents..........u must be a constant source of embarrasment to dem........realli painful

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Nobody: 10:26am On Apr 10, 2019

Muslim

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by 1zynnvn(m): 10:26am On Apr 10, 2019

adidison:
Same name ... my father tried, everytime they call my name in public ... people will just turn be looking who could this be ... until they see me ... I'll be hearing mtcewww! Mtchewww! From different places.

whats your name?

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by mastermaestro(m): 10:27am On Apr 10, 2019

Nobodyperson:
I will rename myself as Jesus then proceed to grow alot of hair.
Buy bleaching cream and walk into the church in robes.
The gullible Christians will bow before my feet and worship me.

Be careful brother. There are jokes taken too far. This is one of such.

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by GreatResearcher: 10:27am On Apr 10, 2019

Mohammed Jesus Christ.

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by adidison(m): 10:28am On Apr 10, 2019

Nobodyperson:
I will rename myself as Jesus then proceed to grow alot of hair.
Buy bleaching cream and walk into the church in robes.
The gullible Christians will bow before my feet and worship me.

Lmao ... the way you will comit suicide when you see yourself in the mirror. The real Jesus will probably be laughing at you maself then say "Wereeee!"

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by GreatResearcher: 10:28am On Apr 10, 2019

mastermaestro:

Be careful brother. There are jokes taken too far. This is one of such.

Fvck Jesus Christ, Fvck Mohammed, Fvck God, Fvck Allah, Fvck Jah.

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 10:29am On Apr 10, 2019

Xerxes or Leonidas(Leo for short)

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Bojack(m): 10:29am On Apr 10, 2019

OJUKWU

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by cooljoe(m): 10:30am On Apr 10, 2019

My name is David. If I could rename myself, it will still be David.

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by GreatResearcher: 10:32am On Apr 10, 2019

Mariangeles:
Mumu !

say ur own and leave person alone. Ode!

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Nobody: 10:33am On Apr 10, 2019

Marcus Licinius Africanus Caesar.

(Sounds distinguished)

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Greatzeus(m): 10:33am On Apr 10, 2019

i am

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by encryptjay(m): 10:35am On Apr 10, 2019

rosebuzz:
I love my names Rose and Funke

Why do people who bear Funke always have Mary,Rose and Rosemary in their names?

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Divay22(f): 10:35am On Apr 10, 2019

Jewel

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Nobody: 10:36am On Apr 10, 2019

Nobodyperson:
I will rename myself as Jesus then proceed to grow alot of hair.
Buy bleaching cream and walk into the church in robes.
The gullible Christians will bow before my feet and worship me.

They would prolly throw you out of their church...bleached skin.

Besides, Jesus very likely did not have long hair, and looked like the below image

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Bnladan(m): 10:40am On Apr 10, 2019

Aliko Dangote

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Nobody: 10:40am On Apr 10, 2019

THIEFnibu
Adam oshomOLE

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Nobody: 10:41am On Apr 10, 2019

GreatResearcher:
Mohammed Jesus Christ.

No, that's not fitting for thee....your new name is Elagabalus.

Hail Caesar!

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Nobody: 10:42am On Apr 10, 2019

adidison:
Same name ... my father tried, everytime they call my name in public ... people will just turn be looking who could this be ... until they see me ... I'll be hearing mtcewww! Mtchewww! From different places.

lol

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by beejhay69: 10:45am On Apr 10, 2019

Divay22:
Jewel

Precious jewel.

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Nobody: 10:45am On Apr 10, 2019

afilex:
Ajigijaga

Ajigijaga

My chest!

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Nobody: 10:45am On Apr 10, 2019

femi4love:

Aye mi temi ..........

bamii

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by vanida6: 10:46am On Apr 10, 2019

Cashew

Cuz I love that fruit.

Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by BruncleZuma: 10:47am On Apr 10, 2019

Intellectual mercenary

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by beejhay69: 10:47am On Apr 10, 2019

BRUTUS.

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Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by operity1996: 10:47am On Apr 10, 2019

tho, am a christian, but I bear Arabic name as surname.. I don't like it when people ask if am once a Muslim because of my surname.. am planning of changing it to Melchizedek.

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