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You Are So Ugly: by Obonbo: 1:22am On Sep 16, 2010
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][b][b]You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.

You're so ugly, you have to put a bag on your head to get your dog to hump your leg!

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.

You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.

You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.

You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back. [/b][/b]
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Re: You Are So Ugly: by Vic2k3(m): 7:36am On Sep 16, 2010
Poster ur description fits me so pls how do i go about it? cry .
Na people like u wey make Michael Jackson(my idol) to hve facial surgery.
4 chrissake every1 is beautiful. Infact i'm going to start locking threads about uglyness grin
Re: You Are So Ugly: by cynthoney(f): 8:56am On Sep 16, 2010
hmmm! nice one

u made me smile
Re: You Are So Ugly: by EfemenaXY: 12:03am On Sep 17, 2010
C_Baby!!

You be scarce commodity! - how you dey now??

@poster, I'm sure 'tis a good joke but I was only able to read the first few lines. . .
Re: You Are So Ugly: by cynthoney(f): 8:50am On Sep 17, 2010
my dear,i dey like dele

i don miss una die oh

but i tink im back for good wink
Re: You Are So Ugly: by Nobody: 8:52am On Sep 17, 2010
@poster

u are so ugly!
Re: You Are So Ugly: by StudioCFR(m): 9:00am On Sep 17, 2010
I trust u hard tough gurl lol
Re: You Are So Ugly: by Nobody: 9:16am On Sep 17, 2010
@studio what type of adjective is that?
Re: You Are So Ugly: by StudioCFR(m): 9:25am On Sep 17, 2010
Lol
Re: You Are So Ugly: by FzanyAjibs(m): 6:56pm On May 31
Just simple =) smiley

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