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Yo Momma's So Ugly by UZORY007: 4:26pm On Apr 05, 2011 |
Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo momma's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for a horror film. Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry. Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out! Yo momma's so ugly, on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone! Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties. Yo momma's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. |
Re: Yo Momma's So Ugly by oderemo(m): 5:35pm On Apr 05, 2011 |
yulk. gor bliming. your joke suc.k mehn. this is tha joke section 4 yor info. |
Re: Yo Momma's So Ugly by vincent10(m): 12:55pm On Apr 06, 2011 |
@op Your brain too ugly |
Re: Yo Momma's So Ugly by vincent10(m): 12:56pm On Apr 06, 2011 |
@op Your brain too ugly |
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