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Mothers by Scorpio(f): 5:28am On Jan 15, 2006 |
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 3. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 4. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 5. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 6. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 7. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father." 8. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 9. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 10. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 11. My mother taught me JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you." How many of these did your mother teach? AND how many did you teach your children? Iono about y'all,but 6 n 11 are soooooooooooooooooooooooo my mom, geez i love her to death tho! lmao |
Re: Mothers by layi(m): 5:43am On Jan 15, 2006 |
6 is true of all mothers. We eat their food everyday with utmost faith (no poison threat). Anyway from what i read above...that mother is something else ..... |
Re: Mothers by WesleyanA(f): 5:57am On Jan 15, 2006 |
How many of these did your mother teach? well, my mom has forever been teaching # 1 (i fight a lot w/ my brothers. we just basically scream and yell at each other). she's also been teaching # 4 since forever (i know my room's tidy but she just always seem to look for a fault with it). actually # 9 is the opposite of my mom. In her words: "that's no food. go and make yourself some eba (solid food)". and yeah. I loveee my mom even though she piss me off sometimes. |
Re: Mothers by icingbaby(f): 2:49am On Jan 18, 2006 |
nice one scorpio. my mother taught me # 3, 6,10 and 11 |
Re: Mothers by ocho(f): 11:00pm On Jan 19, 2006 |
my mum sure did teach me #s 2, 6 and10. she tired to teach me #9,but i just never listned love u mom |
Re: Mothers by lauryn(f): 12:33am On Jul 07, 2006 |
she taught me more than I'ld ever know. |
Re: Mothers by mamaput(f): 9:29am On Jul 07, 2006 |
Funny but i learned more from her mistakes. The best i have from her is that there are things i will not do the way she did them. The good things are in the blood so i do not have to learn those. |
Re: Mothers by mamaput(f): 9:31am On Jul 07, 2006 |
She was even the one that advised me not to do somethings the way she dose them. More like in do what i say and not as i do. |
Re: Mothers by eveseh(f): 9:54am On Jul 07, 2006 |
awwwwwww,i love dis |
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