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highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by casper(m): 5:45am On Jun 20, 2005
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise
some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold
him for ransom. She went to the playground,
grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told
him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped
your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper
bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the
slide on the North side of the playground.
Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt
and sent him home to show it to his parents. The
next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough,
a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said, "How could you do this to
a fellow Blonde?"
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by Eresi(f): 9:43am On Jun 20, 2005
Real stupidity! How would the blonde had pinned the note on the kid's shirt and still sent him back to his home, only to call it kidnapping at last? That's really funny. I've never known kidnappers to be so kind. Is it that after his parents had seen him, they would still go to look for the kidnapper to pay him?

Anyway, kidnapping anybody is never the way to make money. Anybody looking for money should go to the field, fine something reasonable, no matter how lowly-placed and do so as to earn money.

My only prayer for kidnappers and all who do likely jobs is that they would not live to see tomorrow unless if they repent from the evil deeds this moment.
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by kemmy(f): 2:59pm On Jun 21, 2005
I never undersatnd who stupid o?Sey na the blonde wey send pikin with ransom note,...... or the Mama wey pay the money after im pikin don reach home safely?........Abi,....... I STUPID?
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by IAH(f): 11:35am On Jun 22, 2005
What casper is saying is that since they are both blondes (the kidnapper and the Mother) they are both stupid. The kidnapper kidnapped the boy and sent him home to his mother...STUPID
The mother saw her son and still went to drop money under the tree....MORE STUPID!
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by dredlux(m): 2:42am On Jun 23, 2005
funny one,this fully emphasizes on the quote "dumb blondes".
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by hotangel2(f): 6:18am On Jun 26, 2005
NOt all blondes are dumb. But hehe that was funny.
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by Ddii(f): 12:20pm On May 16, 2006
@ kemi : na the very question na im u ask.
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by mukina2: 12:22pm On May 16, 2006
lol, grin. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by micklplus(m): 12:51pm On May 16, 2006
That was gross stupidity. We can pardon the first blonde that kidnapped but what can we say about the MUMU that complied ! Stupidity of the highest order ! Haba !

Cheers
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by mopegirl(f): 10:51am On Sep 11, 2007
shocked shocked shocked shocked


grin grin grin grin grin
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by Aiphie(f): 11:32am On Sep 11, 2007
Blondes, blondes, blondes hey. How stupid can they really get?  cheesy
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Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by phenomenon(m): 11:50am On Sep 11, 2007
nice one
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by Nobody: 11:37am On Sep 12, 2007
grin grin grin ;Dif blonds are really that stupid how come we no get blonds for naija, i think the mother was more stupid
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by rubie(f): 11:49am On Sep 12, 2007
That's why they are BLONDS!
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by marlet01(m): 12:00pm On Sep 12, 2007
LOl, lovely
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by Ninjabyte(m): 7:24am On Sep 13, 2007
But seriously, why be say Naija no get blondes. Our own version of blondes for wowo pass.
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by olabiwonnu(m): 7:26am On Sep 13, 2007
@poater
dat was lovely
@ d house
av u ever come across a smart blonde
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by olabiwonnu(m): 7:28am On Sep 13, 2007
@poster
dat was lovely grin
@ d house
av u ever come across a smart blonde?
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by clemcykul(f): 9:46am On Sep 13, 2007
u guys dont know blondes they all are bunch of smart ass cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by jennie1(f): 6:31pm On Sep 14, 2007
Both are not stupid, they're crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by mopegirl(f): 7:04pm On Sep 14, 2007
;d ;d
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by naijadiva2(f): 9:32pm On Sep 14, 2007
that was funny.
Re: highest degree of stupidity!!!!! by efuah(f): 11:09am On Sep 15, 2007
very funny

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