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Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by wolesmile(m): 8:01am On Apr 24, 2019
Why not change the "FOR" in that headline to "IF."
I think it makes better sense that way, don't you think?
Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by drakeskull(m): 8:12am On Apr 24, 2019
OP, your post heading is even funnier than the story.
Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by Ugosample(m): 8:21am On Apr 24, 2019
Keepmaster:
It cannot happen, not in the year 2072.

Nnamdi Kanu was close to causing a paradigm shift in our political system. I expected him to support a relatively unknown party when a Channels tv correspondent asked him before the Anambra election. But he failed to see the advantage in playing politics. He swore that his supporters should kill him if he ever played politics or asked them to play with Yoruba people. But we all saw what he did during the election, how he played late politics.

If he had supported someone different from APC and PDP in the Anambra election, the person would have won landslide, and before long, especially during the 2019 general elections, all other SE states may fall in line.

By controlling all SE states, Kanu wouldn’t be a fugitive by now, rather, IPOB would wield strong political power and SS states too might fall in line.

If IPOB politically control all federal HOA and state governments from SE, all perceived imbalances would be easy to address and nobody would have to die


I like the way you think
Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by Mace0lane: 8:44am On Apr 24, 2019
But it was okay when PDP appointed the INEC chairman ba ?!

northvietnam:
It can happen but only when the presidency stops appointing INEC chairman.. But until then, we will just be Dreaming-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-on
Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by dochenaj: 8:52am On Apr 24, 2019
Keepmaster:
It cannot happen, not in the year 2072.
Nnamdi Kanu was close to causing a paradigm shift in our political system. I expected him to support a relatively unknown party when a Channels tv correspondent asked him before the Anambra election. But he failed to see the advantage in playing politics. He swore that his supporters should kill him if he ever played politics or asked them to play with Yoruba people. But we all saw what he did during the election, how he played late politics.
If he had supported someone different from APC and PDP in the Anambra election, the person would have won landslide, and before long, especially during the 2019 general elections, all other SE states may fall in line.
By controlling all SE states, Kanu wouldn’t be a fugitive by now, rather, IPOB would wield strong political power and SS states too might fall in line.
If IPOB politically control all federal HOA and state governments from SE, all perceived imbalances would be easy to address and nobody would have to die
The man was disillusioned into thinking that UN will authorize a Sovereign nation to organize a referendum against their constitution.
He didn't see Catalona that has been fighting for independence from Spain since God knows when, so he could be informed.
Unless the constitution is changed, there could never be a Biafra, that's reality but the IPOBians will not believe that.
Play the politics, get scores of high ranking politicians on your side, win over the elites and literate folks, traditional rulers. But he was busy making himself king. "Make he come rule, make we see".
Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by Nobody: 9:30am On Apr 24, 2019
You can't compare yourself to them.
You are not the same.
Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by BotherMleeper(m): 9:43am On Apr 24, 2019
But a comedian already IS president!

The entire government is a bunch of jokers
Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by emezuo17: 10:12am On Apr 24, 2019
Keepmaster:
It cannot happen, not in the year 2072.

Nnamdi Kanu was close to causing a paradigm shift in our political system. I expected him to support a relatively unknown party when a Channels tv correspondent asked him before the Anambra election. But he failed to see the advantage in playing politics. He swore that his supporters should kill him if he ever played politics or asked them to play with Yoruba people. But we all saw what he did during the election, how he played late politics.

If he had supported someone different from APC and PDP in the Anambra election, the person would have won landslide, and before long, especially during the 2019 general elections, all other SE states may fall in line.

By controlling all SE states, Kanu wouldn’t be a fugitive by now, rather, IPOB would wield strong political power and SS states too might fall in line.

If IPOB politically control all federal HOA and state governments from SE, all perceived imbalances would be easy to address and nobody would have to die
. My thoughts exactly, imagine telling people not to vote in an election where osita chidoka who took risk and stood by you is participating and a serving senator who is seeking re election is one of your sureties, that no election order by Nnamdi kanu was a complete no no for the struggle
Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by northvietnam(m): 10:52am On Apr 24, 2019
Mace0lane:
But it was okay when PDP appointed the INEC chairman ba ?!



Are u well this boy, who's talking of buhari...

I'm am talking about the presidency as far as Nigeria is concerned...

Like ü have comprehesion issues
Re: People Are Funny By Asking For A Comedian Can Be President In Nigeria - Alibaba by follock007(m): 12:34pm On Apr 24, 2019
RESPONSIBLE MAN: APOSTLE PAUL


Apostle: If you convert the alphabets it will give you Apachy or Neptune

Now
NEPTUNE the ninth planet and ruler of PISCES. The two Fishes that is spinning the Aquarium (AQUARIUS = URANUS) water or a dam (ADAM) to give you a hole (0 = 8 or ATE/ACHY or ASS) in the middle.

Therefor 9 + 8 = Natch (German) or Night (English) or Nyansh (you know)

Now
Pisces and Fish = Face and Feces. Respectively. Feces = Shit = Church = Zurich = Zeus (JUPITER). Shit = Six, Sex = Saxon or Saxophone.
JUPITER is the sixth planet and ruler of Sagittarius = Saturn Guitarist/The Saxophonist Sage. In Saxophone, the PHONE = VENUS.

Now
VENUS is the third planet and ruler of LIBRA. The scaler of SCALLYWAGER. Libra = Leven (Yeast/Lump) = Lever = Level (Ladder).
Ladder = Lad or Kid = Kidder = Joker (King - Worth Card Game). King = Head of state or Prisident.

King = Kongee/Change = Kangaroo/Cougar.

Paul = Pole (Pollution) = Police (Palace/Palor/Pilot) = Pale (Friend/Paddy/Buddy)

This is what you need to be a president.
Notice that Saturn the SEVENTH planet and ruler of CAPricorn representing the EASTERN REGION is not included in the equation? Instead, the have Venus the ALLIGATOR to checkmate HIM.

THE MIDDLE HOLE IS SATURN HIMSELF. This result is revealed in the word NITROGEN (night roger or 0-Miller). Nitrogen is the seventh element that needs 3 count charge to become a stable gas. This is frequently supplied him by Boron (Born) or Moon representing earth in Astrology and ruling Cancer and is represented by an Eagle in the bible. Eagle = Ego or Ago = Diesel (Avocado = Havoc Kid/CID = Scallywag) = Dieses (DSS).


Boron is the Old Phoenix that is reborn from the Ashes/Achy/Ass.
Ashes = Dust Bin. = Human Beign

PHOENIX = FERUS (IRON) = RED. ADAM = RED

Expire = Out of Date/Out of Dirt = Man. Therefore: Expire = Aspire (Solo = Solar = Sol (Saul) = Sun (Greek-English))

The man that is born from Dirt is Saturn or Capricorn. Finished product. God/Man. The whole Universe camouflaged in one human host.


NORTH = JUPITER = WHITE
EAST = SATURN = RED
SOUTH = URANUS = BLACK
WEST = NEPTUNE = YELLOW

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