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| The Mile High Club by TheFacelessMan: 11:16am On Apr 27, 2019 |
Release notes - I want this on FP on May 1 which is a public holiday..... my fan club should make this happen!  Every part/segment of the story would be released daily at noon and the concluding part will be released on May 1. I hated having to scroll through comments just to get parts of a story as I have seen here, so I would take the first 5 slots to make it easier for you my readers. PLEASE don't comment till I have done so. "sit back, relax and strap on your seat-belts"..... Dr Dre said  This is my Labour Day gift 5 Likes |
| Re: The Mile High Club by TheFacelessMan: 11:16am On Apr 27, 2019 |
PART 1 How I brought the drugs onto the plane is a story for another day. But I had an aging mother, a materialistic wife and an ever-hungry dog to feed. I had a gambling habit as well and so I agreed to ferry the COKE to Brazil for a sum of $15,000 which is 5.4 million in this Buhari “CHANGI” Regime . [img]https://i./Nc8O.gif[/img] I got on Nigerian Airways at 12 noon en route Rio Di Janeiro after the usual delays and postponements. A very pretty hostess, “RACHEL”, her name-tag read ushered me to 15C aisle seat. Our eyes met, a teasing smile on her lips and I thought “In another world, at another time” I settled down in my seat waiting for take-off, marveling at how easy it was to beat Nigerian Immigrations. A minute into the pre-flight safety instructions by RACHEL, a male hostess cancel host named “BUKAR” walked from behind and whispered into her ears. She nodded and walked to the rear of the plane presumably to get refreshments. As she passed by me, she gave me a deep, undressing look. Like she wanted to give me an X-RAY.  My mum always told me how handsome I was BUKAR was tall & bulky, rather too ugly and unfriendly looking to be in public service. I lost interest hearing him drone on and on. I closed my eyes….  Just as the plane took off, I heard a booming voice from the front of the plane say: “Mr Chukwu-something  , you are under arrest for trafficking narcotic substances…..” 6 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: The Mile High Club by TheFacelessMan: 11:16am On Apr 27, 2019 |
PART 2: My eyes popped open and I saw Bukar slowly pulling a truncheon from his trousers, advancing like I was a tiger in a cage. I jumped up and turned to run towards the back of the plane. Was that my plan B? You would ask. But I sure as hell wasn’t going to run into the arms of Bukar. He was huge and could obviously crush me easily. Suddenly, I saw that Bukar was not the only undercover agent on the plane. Rachel had dropped all pretense and she was blocking the rear. I immediately chose the lesser evil. Pretty girl vs Black Gorilla ? Yes, you guessed right! I ran to the back. This wasn’t time to be a gentleman. I would beat her silly and use her as a hostage to get out of this mess. I was nearly upon her when her right fist shot out at the speed of lightning. “POW, POW” What tha ?? [img]https://usatthebiglead.files./2013/08/daniel-jacobs-giovanni-lorenzo-face.gif?w=640[/img] Half of my face exploded in pain and before my brain could even process what was happening, her left hook to my stomach sucked all the air in me. Very very far away, in slow motion, I dropped to one knee…… 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Mile High Club by TheFacelessMan: 11:17am On Apr 27, 2019 |
PART 3: Breath whistling harshly and raggedly between clenched teeth, I knelt in front of her like I was proposing marriage. One hand was clenching my belly, the other supporting myself on a chair so as not to lose balance, I looked up at her through one eye. The other eye was already swollen shut, my face red and throbbing….tears streaming from the both eyes. The other passengers had been “UHHHing and AHHHHing” at our brief one-sided boxing match but they suddenly fell silent probably waiting for the coup de grace. I knew I was out-matched. She probably weighed 70kg soaking wet but each punch weighed at least 100kg. I spat out a loose bloody molar from my mouth and got even more evidence I stood no chance. I jumped up and slammed both palms on the release buttons of luggage compartments on both sides. Boxes flew out and a big one pushed Rachel off-balance. Another broke open and at least 50 granny panties spilled out I grabbed a handful of these panties and jammed them into the nose of the Turban wearing Sheikh in 14C. He probably didn’t like what he smelt because he stood up furiously probably to protest. All the passengers had erupted in a frenzy trying to save their valuables! I grabbed an Alfred Dunhill Century (perfume) that had rolled under a chair, balanced it on my hand a split second before a rock hard body slammed into me from behind. Bukar was a little too late because I cocked my hand back and threw the perfume bottle at the nearest window!..... 2 Likes |
| Re: The Mile High Club by TheFacelessMan: 11:18am On Apr 27, 2019 |
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| Re: The Mile High Club by TheFacelessMan: 11:18am On Apr 27, 2019 |
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| Re: The Mile High Club by OneManLegion(m): 8:55pm On Apr 29, 2019 |
Where the updates dey na?   1 Like |
| Re: The Mile High Club by colossus2: 2:50pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
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| Re: The Mile High Club by adontcare(f): 3:28pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
I made a promise that I will not read any story on nairaland again because of unfinished stories. Don't fall my hand again 2 Likes |
| Re: The Mile High Club by Highbeepeeh(m): 6:16pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
This one na action film o *Forming* Miss Adontcare can i share the seat with u pls� |
| Re: The Mile High Club by Younghacka(m): 7:55pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
I Don't Know If You Are Aware But Tomorrow Happens To Be May 1st.  |
| Re: The Mile High Club by TheFacelessMan: 7:56pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Younghacka: Hehehehe. Tell the mods to push it to FP. I want an audience to enjoy the story. |
| Re: The Mile High Club by Younghacka(m): 8:05pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
TheFacelessMan:. So We That Are Here. . . We Are Ghosts |
| Re: The Mile High Club by logan2(m): 10:01pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Finish the story first,if it gets to ft like this (i doubt if it would ever, except of course if you have the onions of the mods) it will definitely get derailed.... So finish your story ,if it's good enough,the mods will consider it for ft ,shallom bwt is it a true life story or fiction |
| Re: The Mile High Club by TheFacelessMan: 10:46pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
logan2: Well. It is MY story and i decide what to do with it - how, when, whatever. CIAO |
| Re: The Mile High Club by IvarTheTerrible: 6:11am On May 01, 2019 |
PART 4: A spider web crack in the window appeared. Everyone’s breath seized in anticipation! No one dared exhale, wondering if the window will hold  .A boy’s Pink Panther toy sommersaulted in the air, doing cart wheels slowly towards the crack…..Everyone close by tried to grab at it but it seemed to evade them all….. It landed face-first dead center in the middle of the web and slowly slid down the wall of the plane.  Everyone including me, crushed under Bukar heaved a collective sigh of relief and then: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!! It seemed as if a giant vacuum cleaner in the sky had decided to start work. The window blew out! With the sudden loss of cabin pressure, the nose masks fell out…. [img]https://i./L2zu.gif[/img] The plane nose-dived and all unbuckled passengers tumbled downwards towards the cockpit. [img]https://media1./images/92cfe64dc4bdc843e57f88bbc8fea571/tenor.gif?itemid=9005455[/img] To be continued….  2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: The Mile High Club by logan2(m): 10:00am On May 01, 2019 |
TheFacelessMan:suit yourself,but remember your story is nothing without a good audience 1 Like |
| Re: The Mile High Club by IvarTheTerrible: 10:47am On May 01, 2019 |
IvarTheTerrible: 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Mile High Club by adontcare(f): 12:35pm On May 01, 2019 |
Highbeepeeh:shifting for u to seat. Leeggo |
| Re: The Mile High Club by Legolast: 11:54am On May 04, 2019 |
TheFacelessMan: Don't worry about audience now, people will come. If you have upto 5 pages, you will see how people would be waiting for update. Kudos bro, I love the way you included those gifs |
| Re: The Mile High Club by Pimples(m): 10:31pm On May 04, 2019 |
You are a good writer with an interesting story.
I like it |
| Re: The Mile High Club by Highbeepeeh(m): 10:34am On May 05, 2019 |
adontcare: Thanks dear. OP u dey vex o, hoping I would find something to enjoy na to just to see nothing but Quotes. |
| Re: The Mile High Club by Sportwin(m): 7:06pm On May 11, 2019 |
Nice one bro |
| Re: The Mile High Club by Yujiz(m): 4:49pm On Jul 28, 2019 |
U really do av an active imaginative mind |
| Re: The Mile High Club by Nostradamus: 2:16pm On Jul 29, 2019 |
Thefacelessman come and continue this piece na. Abi you want me to report to Racheal and bukar that you're hiding in nairaland ni? 1 Like |
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