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| Our New President's Speech by Ezinwannem: 5:23pm On May 02, 2007 |
Sank you, sank you, my pellow Naijurians por ze goodwill messages. I want to sank you por not boting por me as fresident of ze Pederal Refublic of Naijuria. But I received ze most imfortant botes prom Fresident Obasanjo and INEC. Zis is why I have now been declared ze winner of ze elections and ze fresident-elect of ze Pederal Refublic of Naijuria. Nagode to Obasanjo and nagode to INEC, for zia beri beri imfortant suffort. Ze pirst task of my new gwament is to fray por feace and stability in Naijuria. I will now ask all ze depeated fresidential candidates to join me in a gwament of national unity. So I will bring back my priends like Atiku, General Babangida and Buhari into my new gwament. I sink Atiku will be good as ze new head of ze EFCC. Fresident Obasanjo should not worry about my gwament frobing him, gaskiya, at least until apter May 29. Babangida will be ze new minister por pinance, and Buhari will be in charge of ze ministry of War Against Indiscifline. My fipul, ze task bepore us is a great one, walahi talahi. I don't know where to start, but I want to ashuwa you zat I will act in consultation with all ze emirs and imams. I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony, insha Allahu. One Nigeria, one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul. Umaru Yar'Adua -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| Re: Our New President's Speech by Modups1(f): 9:09am On May 04, 2007 |
bravo! great speech  |
| Re: Our New President's Speech by kcee2: 3:22pm On May 04, 2007 |
mudupsi abeg help thank ezinwanne for is not easy Ezinwanne keep it up  |
| Re: Our New President's Speech by Modups1(f): 3:25pm On May 04, 2007 |
ezi, r u d speech writer or wat?  |
| Re: Our New President's Speech by jesusfreak(f): 4:36pm On May 04, 2007 |
lol very articulate |
| Re: Our New President's Speech by Ezinwannem: 4:43pm On May 04, 2007 |
This is really funny that why I posted it. My aunty in Nigeria sent it to me so I decided to share, I will look for the writer's name or ask ma aunt so all da compliements will go to the person who deserves it |
| Re: Our New President's Speech by sojiboy(m): 5:41pm On May 04, 2007 |
I envoy you my guy keep it up.Infazt zat your zizter muzt be a formedian.I feel you.all nairalanders dis is what we want. Abeg give dis guy 3 gbosa give hin sister 9 gbosa i enjoy it. gbosa gbosa gbosa dis is 4 you gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa dis 4 your sister |
| Re: Our New President's Speech by teddyface(m): 10:19pm On May 04, 2007 |
Na wa o. this guy you go kill person o. one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul |
| Re: Our New President's Speech by femi6(m): 12:55am On May 05, 2007 |
LMAO abeg i no wan laugh again that is totally crazy, u wan kill us Ezi keep it coming |
| Re: Our New President's Speech by anusule(m): 1:01am On May 05, 2007 |
laughing out |
| Re: Our New President's Speech by Kamalddeen(m): 7:39pm On May 06, 2007 |
gOOD ONE LOL |
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