I was in a bus and this cutie next to me farted. LMAOOOO

**grabs poster and throws him out of the jokes' window**

Was that a joke?

***kicks Vic2k3 and pushes him out of the jokes section***
Y did you lure me to this thread by commenting?

Sorry ma dear na devil's handiwork

loll at vic2k3 and odunnu, u guys r funny wit ur replies

Oya continue laffing at our replies,no go find beta joke to laff at.

Odunnu u no wan tell me sorry?

Cuties do fart too u knw!

sirmseen:

I was in a bus and this cutie next to me farted. LMAOOOO

is this a proof that cutie do fat too, msg received

And you inhaled,no wonder the joke evaporated from your *

Whether you are in need of releasing the
nasties because you were drinking the
night before, or you were just enjoying a
big lunch with your workmates, the
results are the same:
Farts. Noisy, smelly farts.
Here are the most common types of
workplace farts, and some useful tips to
avoid embarrassment.
-If you must fart at your desk, ask
yourself this question: Do you have a
private office? If you do, go right ahead,
but remember to lock your door, and
trying to keep things quiet so no one will
knock or come in just as you've dropped
your bomb. Keeping a can or air-
freshener handy is not a good idea, since
everyone will know you're trying to cover
up a trouser ghost.
-If you DO NOT have a private office,
and are seated at a cubicle or at a desk
in a wide open office space, consider the
following: Only release farts you believe
will not make noise, and do so in the
most densely populated areas of the
office, i.e., water cooler. You may also
want to excuse yourself and go to the
washroom, which is perhaps the sanest
piece of advice we can dispense here.
The copy room is also a good location to
release your poofs, but make sure that
door is locked, or some attractive
colleague is bound to enter at the most
inopportune time. Keep in mind that copy
rooms are not as properly ventilated, and
that they sometimes are quite warm,
which will make you noxious fumes last
longer.
-If your farts make noise, as most do,
and you really cannot hold them until you
get home, you will have to find some way
to cover up the noise. we recommend
ripping up reams of paper or scraping
your eels on the floor. Adjusting the
zipper on you document binder is also a
good technique, but sometimes, your
farts may trumpet at a different
frequency, or last longer than the time it
takes to finish farting.
-When you cannot excuse yourself, that
is if you are stuck in a meeting and you
just finished a large muffin and egg
breakfast, capped with a huge cup of
coffee. If there ever was a time to hold
them in this is it. Do not ever fart in a
meeting unless you know they will be
colorless, odorless and noiseless.

^^and what is the point of all that?

me l no kno o.
** walk out***

Kids eh?

You guys should at least thank the poster for those useful tips.
Its possible he's trying to makeup for his initial dumb joke.

less chat baby

Vic2k3:

^^and what is the point of all that?

the thing self tyre me.@ poster boring pls