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Women by Vic2k3(m): 9:22pm On Sep 23, 2010
[b] Smart as*s [b\]

There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men and one was a woman.

Then accidently the rope started to reach its plastic state(attempt to break) becos of the too much load given to it. So they all decided that 1 person would hve to let go so as to save the others.

Of course no one volunteered to be sacrified. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would hve given up her life for others, becos women all over the world are used to giving things up for their husband & children and are givin in to man.

So touched were the menfolk that they started to applaud her.
Re: Women by Vic2k3(m): 9:30pm On Sep 23, 2010
[b] Women's favourite animals [\b]

a] A mink in the closet
b] A Jaguar in the garage
c] A tiger in the bedroom
d] a snake in the trouser
Re: Women by EfemenaXY: 9:41pm On Sep 23, 2010
^^Copy cat !!

The 1st joke belongs to moi cheesy cheesy

2nd Joke's cool made me smile sha smiley smiley
Re: Women by yinkalink(f): 12:16am On Sep 24, 2010
Love it
Re: Women by Vic2k3(m): 7:41am On Sep 24, 2010
@efe. See this pirate of the caribbeans. Abi u wan lie on top ma holy jokey head?
Re: Women by yewaman: 9:07am On Sep 24, 2010
@ poster: clap! clap!! clap!!!
Re: Women by dupsytosh(f): 9:25am On Sep 24, 2010
9c one
Re: Women by angelz(f): 12:05pm On Sep 24, 2010
its ok.
Re: Women by babyme1(f): 12:22pm On Sep 24, 2010
I've seen 'em all b4 lipsrsealed
Re: Women by ElementG(m): 12:32pm On Sep 24, 2010
nice jokes vicks cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Women by babyme1(f): 12:35pm On Sep 24, 2010
Element cheesy cheesy cheesy

U don recover from the fever so undecided
Re: Women by ElementG(m): 12:54pm On Sep 24, 2010
yeah girl, but right now am on some stuffs so i wont be frequent of nland grin grin grin
Re: Women by Vic2k3(m): 1:55pm On Sep 24, 2010
Baby.me stop lying on ma thread. Seen them ko seen them ni cheesy cheesy
Re: Women by edogho(m): 2:11pm On Sep 24, 2010
na lie u talk,na de woman wan clean de tears for her eyes,she con fall
Re: Women by Vic2k3(m): 2:13pm On Sep 24, 2010
Edogbo i take it u were among the men then wink wink
Re: Women by sirmseen(m): 7:17pm On Sep 24, 2010
Ok sha

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