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Crack Ya Ribs by lordsterlin(m): 7:40pm On May 19, 2019
Parents hire a seer to help foretell their little boy’s future. “Leave banana, money, and the Bible with him in a room. Check moments later which of the items he’s holding”, says the seer. “If he’s holding the Bible, he’ll be a preacher. If money, a businessman; banana, a farmer.” The parents do as instructed and, opening the door later, they find that he has eaten the banana, pocketed the money, and is sitting on the Bible. “There you have it”, cheers the seer, “You have yourselves a politician”.

Fazebuuk Yeyebrity wrote.

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Re: Crack Ya Ribs by yungmill(m): 7:42pm On May 19, 2019
lordsterlin:
Parents hire a seer to help foretell their little boy’s future. “Leave banana, money, and the Bible with him in a room. Check moments later which of the items he’s holding”, says the seer. “If he’s holding the Bible, he’ll be a preacher. If money, a businessman; banana, a farmer.” The parents do as instructed and, opening the door later, they find that he has eaten the banana, pocketed the money, and is sitting on the Bible. “There you have it”, cheers the seer, “You have yourselves a politician”.

Fazebuuk Yeyebrity wrote.

Lol
. Should I laff or cry, man your case is serious

Re: Crack Ya Ribs by Smithwilliams826: 8:01pm On May 19, 2019
lordsterlin:
Parents hire a seer to help foretell their little boy’s future. “Leave banana, money, and the Bible with him in a room. Check moments later which of the items he’s holding”, says the seer. “If he’s holding the Bible, he’ll be a preacher. If money, a businessman; banana, a farmer.” The parents do as instructed and, opening the door later, they find that he has eaten the banana, pocketed the money, and is sitting on the Bible. “There you have it”, cheers the seer, “You have yourselves a politician”.

Fazebuuk Yeyebrity wrote.

Lol

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