SageMK:
Obituary of a core introvert.

Lol. I understand.

lol, but family dey na

emeijeh:
Wetin person no go see for Nigeria?

Is your signature your greatest achievement in life?

SageMK:
Obituary of a core introvert.

Lol. I understand.

Hmm... could be, but I doubt it. I see it as a creative effort by his family to invite people to his burial.

You know...a break from the norm kinda thing!

Sheybi na ur Papa wan go kick d ball trow inside net

Mbapp001:
Pm on WhatsApp on 0.7.0.6.5.4.2.9.9.3.2

Na for akwaibom this kind thing fit happen

SageMK:
Obituary of a core introvert.

Lol. I understand.

My uncle was like that.. high BP and 2 strokes made him into quite a recluse. He was a reserved man by default anyway...His family held forte at his funeral in the end, no single invited guest.

Having A good family is very important.

I knew this man. 2 of his kids were same class with me in Secondary school and he used to visit them.

His 1st set of Children are in their 40s now, and I am not surprised at this kind of poster they made for their rich dad!

Timmypromise:
Illiterate everywhere
Dead calling the living..... spit

Lols
That thing sef

Donald95:


How?? Family just want people to come and give Papa the last respect and you are calling them illiterates.

Mind yourself

Quote me anywhere,that man must b a dangerous man while alive

omokiri5:
Is your signature your greatest achievement in life?

No.
But its a record as the most liked non induced comment of all time on Nairaland

hopexter:
This is the kind of Funeral you show your Invitation before geting a plate of rice. Sir, I'm not coming. Cos they won't believe me that I was Invited by you with no proof.

hmmm

A lesson to everyone..


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TheFacelessMan:


I was almost buried alive in Cruz Azul, Mexico in 1999.

I was a hitman for the Sinaloa cartel

We made a decision to uproot the Mendellin crew, our major rivals.


So..... we killed one of the favourite nephews of Don Carlos Asprilla.


The funeral was in the public cemetery full of tombstones and mausoleums.

Where i was..... it was dark and cramped.

I was sweating in my suit. Waiting for showtime, barely able to breathe.

I listened with my ears to wood, hearing the pastor preach to hardened criminals who didn't believe in Heaven/Hell


The moment i heard "ashes to ashes, and dust to dust"

I opened the lid of the coffin next to the funeral party and came out guns ablazing !

[img]https:///media/5-25-2019/2KgDWs.gif[/img]

you try. Nice action story! Were can I read stories like this. More of action and reality

Wetin this one dey talk?

TheFacelessMan:


I was almost buried alive in Cruz Azul, Mexico in 1999.

I was a hitman for the Sinaloa cartel

We made a decision to uproot the Mendellin crew, our major rivals.


So..... we killed one of the favourite nephews of Don Carlos Asprilla.


The funeral was in the public cemetery full of tombstones and mausoleums.

Where i was..... it was dark and cramped.

I was sweating in my suit. Waiting for showtime, barely able to breathe.

I listened with my ears to wood, hearing the pastor preach to hardened criminals who didn't believe in Heaven/Hell


The moment i heard "ashes to ashes, and dust to dust"

I opened the lid of the coffin next to the funeral party and came out guns ablazing !

[img]https:///media/5-25-2019/2KgDWs.gif[/img]

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Haha .. Yoruba adage says. " Oku kin ba alaye wijo".. The dead never communicate with the living... This guy's own is different. Haha

FhukaFhuka:
.... We dey come

dude Hw did you get these pictures

SageMK:
Obituary of a core introvert.

Lol. I understand.

Now that's not funny, Am an introvert bruh, and i've got friends too.