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I met this girl on facebook and we've been chatting for about 6months now. Yesterday was her birthday, i logged in and i saw her online, and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear, happy birthday.
HER: aww...thanks dear
ME: you're welcome
HER: so where is my birthday gift?
ME: Hmmm! Big girl like you is asking for
birthday gift?.
HER: please i am not a big girl oo. You want to deny me birthday gift abi? ...
(I quickly went to buy N100 airtime card and sent the pin into her chat inbox....)
ME: Dear manage this please.
HER: noo, please i was only joking. I will not
take that.
ME: please please.
HER: and i refuse. I can't take anything from you
(I quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line account. Few munites later i recieved a notification, "N200 was transfered to you from...'')
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told you, you shouldn't.
this girl want to show me that she is a
big girl? So i used my last N300 to
buy card, load it, making N500 and send
to her. Some minutes later, an alert, tang-tang..''N1000 was transfered to you from....'' chaiii..this girl want to try me? And i didn't have any money left! I called my friend and borrowed the N2000 he was keeping for his father, i told him i will
be expecting N6000 in the next 5mins and
i will pay him back.. I quickly bought a card of N2000, and sent her the N3000.. and i kept my phone close to my ear expecting an alert. Ten minutes later, instead of message alert, it was a call from her. .
''Hello dear, just call to thank you for the
birthday present ... We'll chat later''.
I swear i didn't look for where to faint. I fainted in my friend's arm, i cannot come and break neck in the name of fainting.
#Gilberto_Smart