Children's Day jokes
1) its only in Nigeria that I see people
changing their destinies.......
How can someone will be studying
mechanical Engineering, u now go and see
the person working as Road safety....
.
2) you gave me 40 missed calls under 5
mins........pls am I using ur kidney
.
3) Some guys will be calling their girlfriend "
# my_Queen " but when queen asks for
money, kingdom will scatter, king will run
away!!
.
4) Some of you guys Never take a girl out on
a date, all you know is...... # will_you_come_a
nd_visit_me
As if you have been
Admitted in the hospital
.
5) Sometimes when I cry, no one sees my
tears!
When am worried, no one sees my pain.....
When am happy, no one sees my smile .......
but when a beautiful lady enter my room,
then everybody will sees that
#Gilberto_Smart " is
Ashewo ( womanizer)
.
6) Don't give up on someone for cheating
on you..
Remember when you were cheating in
Exam hall..
Ok_tell_me______did_the_books_
give_up_on_you ?
I run
.
7) pls is it a crime for me to stop a Taxi,
greet all the passengers and walk away ??
.
8. Each time I want to swallow Garri and I
remember that an ordinary snake
swallowed
# 36million naira..........definitely I will just lose
Appetite...
.
9) girls love giving you hint when they want
something.....
# my_Bae : sweety, I had a dream you
bought me a car.....
# Me : better go back to sleep and drive it
.
10) Sometimes I always Cogitate of buying a
snake to replace my dog....
Imagine, that damn dog is useless.....com
mon #50 he can't swallow it..
Wat nonsense
11) If you are dating any girl, and you know
deeply that you won't marry her, pls let her
go.....
becuz u are detaining someone future
wife !!!
# pls_is_that_not_a_criminal_Offence
12) Am really proud of myself & my
Accomplishments, I have to share these with
you successful guys...
Imagine today I saw myself on TV when I
switched it off...
Now my village people ave start haunting me
.
13) waste of resources is when u die virgin
& still go to hell.
I can't cry
.
14) Call a man a Lion" and he will be so
happy...
But call him an ANIMAL and he will be very
Angry
Is Lion not an animal◆◆◆
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15) MAKE I CHOP THIS GUY MONEY!! MAKE I
CHOP THIS GUY MONEY !!!
Sister , na how girls take enter Ashawo
business be that ooo
.⊕⊗⊕
16) If you have been in a relationship and it
is not working........then you are free to try
relationPLANE or relationJET, relationTRAIN,
relationBOAT
Who knows.....maybe the ship might be the
problem... ✘
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#Gilberto_Smart

Lolz

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